Colbert Praises Nine Years of Same-Sex Marriage: It Led to More Adoption and Drop in Syphilis Rates

COLBERT Oh here s ░░░░░░░░ that s not surprising ░░░░░░░░ all It s been ░░░░░░░░ years since the Supreme ░░░░░░░░ legalized gay marriage nationally ░░░░░░░░ Obergefell Obergefell Now here ░░░░░░░░ the thing according to ░░░░░░░░ landmark new study in ░░░░░░░░ time same sex weddings ░░░░░░░░ t harmed straight marriage ░░░░░░░░ duh Everyone knew that ░░░░░░░░ the time It s ░░░░░░░░ announcing New study finds ░░░░░░░░ love to wife doesn ░░░░░░░░ get neighbor pregnant Now ░░░░░░░░ back before 10 years ░░░░░░░░ in 2015 before the ░░░░░░░░ back before it became ░░░░░░░░ law of the land ░░░░░░░░ people made all sorts ░░░░░░░░ stupid arguments against same ░░░░░░░░ marriage including saying that ░░░░░░░░ would inevitably lead to ░░░░░░░░ marrying animals Well of ░░░░░░░░ marriages between humans and ░░░░░░░░ did not come to ░░░░░░░░ although I know one ░░░░░░░░ lifelong union between a ░░░░░░░░ and a worm Laughter ░░░░░░░░ are you going Aww ░░░░░░░░ you feel bad for ░░░░░░░░ worm Oh no That ░░░░░░░░ has come down with ░░░░░░░░ Kennedy Laughter Not only ░░░░░░░░ gay marriage not been ░░░░░░░░ the study actually says ░░░░░░░░ by extending marriage rights ░░░░░░░░ a greater number of ░░░░░░░░ interest in marriage increased ░░░░░░░░ the broader population I ░░░░░░░░ it makes sense Once ░░░░░░░░ people get into something ░░░░░░░░ always becomes a trend ░░░░░░░░ RuPaul s Drag Race ░░░░░░░░ music of Lady Gaga ░░░░░░░░ dressing like you have ░░░░░░░░ shred of self respect ░░░░░░░░ report also found that ░░░░░░░░ gay marriage was legalized ░░░░░░░░ sex households adopted more ░░░░░░░░ and there was a ░░░░░░░░ in the rates of ░░░░░░░░ Well sure cause once ░░░░░░░░ have kids in the ░░░░░░░░ there s just no ░░░░░░░░ time for anything fun ░░░░░░░░ movies or restaurants or ░░░░░░░░ And it s almost ░░░░░░░░ Month so to celebrate ░░░░░░░░ s streaming service Peacock ░░░░░░░░ debuting a new LGBTQ ░░░░░░░░ documentary called Queer Planet ░░░░░░░░ s take a look ░░░░░░░░ the trailer Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ It s clear that ░░░░░░░░ matter where you look ░░░░░░░░ our planet nature is ░░░░░░░░ of queer surprises Clip ░░░░░░░░ Laughter COLBERT Yowch We ░░░░░░░░ gonna have to update ░░░░░░░░ birds and the bees ░░░░░░░░ when two bighorn sheep ░░░░░░░░ each other very much ░░░░░░░░ give each other a ░░░░░░░░ special nut punch This ░░░░░░░░ fun and this is ░░░░░░░░ so of course conservatives ░░░░░░░░ having a total meltdown ░░░░░░░░ it with one right ░░░░░░░░ Twitter user calling it ░░░░░░░░ revisionism for a satanic ░░░░░░░░ agenda And another groused ░░░░░░░░ animals were indeed gay ░░░░░░░░ would be no more ░░░░░░░░ Yes So true just ░░░░░░░░ how since some people ░░░░░░░░ gay there are no ░░░░░░░░ people So that s ░░░░░░░░ Planet on Peacock starting ░░░░░░░░ 6th But not to ░░░░░░░░ outdone Netflix has just ░░░░░░░░ Queer Beagle for the ░░░░░░░░ Eagle.’”