Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Gettysburg Story: ‘That Was Easily the Funniest Seizure I’ve Ever Seen’

KIMMEL Out of all ░░░░░░░░ respect that had ever ░░░░░░░░ respected we were the ░░░░░░░░ respected back then And ░░░░░░░░ wasn t even close ░░░░░░░░ the quote of the ░░░░░░░░ You have to hand ░░░░░░░░ to this guy On ░░░░░░░░ weekend before his unprecedented ░░░░░░░░ trial begins he somehow ░░░░░░░░ to overshadow it with ░░░░░░░░ broken brained interpretation of ░░░░░░░░ happened at Gettysburg during ░░░░░░░░ Civil War Buckle up ░░░░░░░░ this is an all ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Trump Gettysburg ░░░░░░░░ an unbelievable battle that ░░░░░░░░ the battle of Gettysburg ░░░░░░░░ an unbelievable I mean ░░░░░░░░ was so much and ░░░░░░░░ interesting and so vicious ░░░░░░░░ horrible and so beautiful ░░░░░░░░ so many different ways ░░░░░░░░ represented such a big ░░░░░░░░ of the success of ░░░░░░░░ country Gettysburg wow I ░░░░░░░░ to Gettysburg Pennsylvania to ░░░░░░░░ and to watch And ░░░░░░░░ statement of Robert E ░░░░░░░░ who is no longer ░░░░░░░░ favor did you ever ░░░░░░░░ that no longer in ░░░░░░░░ Never fight uphill me ░░░░░░░░ never fight uphill They ░░░░░░░░ fighting uphill He said ░░░░░░░░ that was a big ░░░░░░░░ He lost his great ░░░░░░░░ and they were fighting ░░░░░░░░ fight uphill me boys ░░░░░░░░ it was too late ░░░░░░░░ ends KIMMEL I don ░░░░░░░░ know Applause Well that ░░░░░░░░ easily the funniest seizure ░░░░░░░░ ve ever seen He ░░░░░░░░ sounds like a kid ░░░░░░░░ forgot he had an ░░░░░░░░ report due on that ░░░░░░░░ More than 50 000 ░░░░░░░░ killed each other over ░░░░░░░░ days at Gettysburg so ░░░░░░░░ m not exactly sure ░░░░░░░░ what he meant by ░░░░░░░░ but let s give ░░░░░░░░ the benefit of the ░░░░░░░░ and let s go ░░░░░░░░ his actual words Guillermo ░░░░░░░░ out the chalk board ░░░░░░░░ you would Now we ░░░░░░░░ a transcript of what ░░░░░░░░ former president said and ░░░░░░░░ ll just go through ░░░░░░░░ Thank you Guillermo DIAZ ░░░░░░░░ re welcome KIMMEL Here ░░░░░░░░ go Gettysburg what an ░░░░░░░░ battle that was The ░░░░░░░░ of Gettysburg What an ░░░░░░░░ I mean it was ░░░░░░░░ much and so interesting ░░░░░░░░ so vicious and horrible ░░░░░░░░ so beautiful in so ░░░░░░░░ different ways It it ░░░░░░░░ such a big portion ░░░░░░░░ the success of this ░░░░░░░░ Gettysburg wow I go ░░░░░░░░ Gettysburg Pennsylvania to look ░░░░░░░░ to watch And uh ░░░░░░░░ statement of Robert E ░░░░░░░░ who s no longer ░░░░░░░░ favor did you ever ░░░░░░░░ that No longer in ░░░░░░░░ Never fight uphill me ░░░░░░░░ Never fight uphill They ░░░░░░░░ fighting uphill He said ░░░░░░░░ that was a big ░░░░░░░░ He lost his great ░░░░░░░░ And uh they were ░░░░░░░░ Never fight uphill me ░░░░░░░░ But it was too ░░░░░░░░ Applause When you see ░░░░░░░░ written out it makes ░░░░░░░░ lot more sense I ░░░░░░░░ just going to give ░░░░░░░░ a grade An F ░░░░░░░░ I mean Robert E ░░░░░░░░ said Never fight uphill ░░░░░░░░ boys Was he a ░░░░░░░░ or something You can ░░░░░░░░ that Guillermo DIAZ All ░░░░░░░░ KIMMEL Never fight uphill ░░░░░░░░ boys And do buy ░░░░░░░░ Mepillow while you re ░░░░░░░░ it Get that man ░░░░░░░░ Drunk History,’ will you?”