Colbert Audience Erupts in Cheers After Asking Them if It Was a Sad Day for New York Because of Trump Trials

COLBERT It was an ░░░░░░░░ day for America because ░░░░░░░░ was regular day for ░░░░░░░░ Trump He had not ░░░░░░░░ but two criminal trials ░░░░░░░░ One in New York ░░░░░░░░ in Georgia at the ░░░░░░░░ same time The only ░░░░░░░░ to follow all of ░░░░░░░░ action was to have ░░░░░░░░ TV s That s ░░░░░░░░ I watched all the ░░░░░░░░ today at a Buffalo ░░░░░░░░ Wings I had the ░░░░░░░░ habeas jalapeno poppers Then ░░░░░░░░ this tomorrow Tomorrow Judge ░░░░░░░░ is expected to issue ░░░░░░░░ verdict in Trump s ░░░░░░░░ million civil fraud trial ░░░░░░░░ and Applause And I ░░░░░░░░ tell you right now ░░░░░░░░ he rules I believe ░░░░░░░░ verdict is unfair to ░░░░░░░░ Because I don t ░░░░░░░░ a show tomorrow And ░░░░░░░░ delayed is punchlines denied ░░░░░░░░ Those three are just ░░░░░░░░ and tomorrow He s ░░░░░░░░ facing the January 6th ░░░░░░░░ in Washington D C ░░░░░░░░ classified documents case in ░░░░░░░░ Colorado trying to throw ░░░░░░░░ off the ballot for ░░░░░░░░ and his appeal of ░░░░░░░░ verdict in the E ░░░░░░░░ Carroll defamation case in ░░░░░░░░ a jury has already ░░░░░░░░ that Trump committed sexual ░░░░░░░░ And yet despite all ░░░░░░░░ people want to hire ░░░░░░░░ maniac to be president ░░░░░░░░ light of all of ░░░░░░░░ I d like to ░░░░░░░░ a brief public service ░░░░░░░░ This is Bleep Up ░░░░░░░░ and Applause Look look ░░░░░░░░ know how numb we ░░░░░░░░ become But it s ░░░░░░░░ normal No other candidate ░░░░░░░░ the presidency has had ░░░░░░░░ pause his campaign for ░░░░░░░░ and defend himself in ░░░░░░░░ courts And I would ░░░░░░░░ to point out that ░░░░░░░░ all seven of his ░░░░░░░░ no one no one ░░░░░░░░ that he did these ░░░░░░░░ We re just sitting ░░░░░░░░ patiently waiting to find ░░░░░░░░ if the wheels of ░░░░░░░░ will grind fast enough ░░░░░░░░ there to be any ░░░░░░░░ and the media is ░░░░░░░░ it like it s ░░░░░░░░ other political story like ░░░░░░░░ s all horse race ░░░░░░░░ in this horse race ░░░░░░░░ of the horses is ░░░░░░░░ while the other one ░░░░░░░░ old has hoof in ░░░░░░░░ disease and keeps quoting ░░░░░░░░ Hitler Laughter and Applause ░░░░░░░░ him to the glue ░░░░░░░░ At least in one ░░░░░░░░ things aren t looking ░░░░░░░░ for Trump This morning ░░░░░░░░ was here in New ░░░░░░░░ where he s facing ░░░░░░░░ counts of falsification of ░░░░░░░░ records over the hush ░░░░░░░░ payment to Stormy Daniels ░░░░░░░░ s lawyers were doing ░░░░░░░░ best to delay this ░░░░░░░░ but the judge wasn ░░░░░░░░ having it He announced ░░░░░░░░ trial would be moving ░░░░░░░░ two minutes after the ░░░░░░░░ got underway Two minutes ░░░░░░░░ Which is twice as ░░░░░░░░ as Trump lasted with ░░░░░░░░ So she says Now ░░░░░░░░ trial begins March 25th ░░░░░░░░ in this historic case ░░░░░░░░ former president will be ░░░░░░░░ by Trump attorney and ░░░░░░░░ expensive dish on the ░░░░░░░░ restaurant menu Todd Blanche ░░░░░░░░ Blanche tried in vain ░░░░░░░░ argue that the case ░░░░░░░░ a discombobulated package of ░░░░░░░░ motivated charges Coincidentally according ░░░░░░░░ Stormy Trump also has ░░░░░░░░ discombobulated package But Judge ░░░░░░░░ Merchant wasn t buying ░░░░░░░░ and got frustrated with ░░░░░░░░ s bombastic court style ░░░░░░░░ judge snapped Stop interrupting ░░░░░░░░ please and Mr Blanche ░░░░░░░░ have a seat Trump ░░░░░░░░ lawyers are acting out ░░░░░░░░ much that at this ░░░░░░░░ the judges have to ░░░░░░░░ to court with a ░░░░░░░░ bottle No no Mr ░░░░░░░░ Not on the table ░░░░░░░░ Down Bad lawyer Laughter ░░░░░░░░ Applause So this wasn ░░░░░░░░ a great day for ░░░░░░░░ Trump but he told ░░░░░░░░ this isn t just ░░░░░░░░ him Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ s a sad thing ░░░░░░░░ sad day for New ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends COLBERT Is ░░░░░░░░ though I ve got ░░░░░░░░ room full of New ░░░░░░░░ here Let me check ░░░░░░░░ do you feel about ░░░░░░░░ facing criminal justice Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause They hide their ░░░░░░░░ well.”