Colbert: E. Jean Carroll Says She’d Give Trump’s Money to Something He Hates ... Eric Trump

COLBERT Oh speaking of ░░░░░░░░ numbers this past Friday ░░░░░░░░ jury in Trump s ░░░░░░░░ trial Cheering and Applause ░░░░░░░░ have a feeling you ░░░░░░░░ seen this story ordered ░░░░░░░░ to pay E Jean ░░░░░░░░ 83 3 million Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause That s a ░░░░░░░░ money That s a ░░░░░░░░ of ducats daddy o ░░░░░░░░ appeared on Good Morning ░░░░░░░░ today to talk about ░░░░░░░░ plans for the settlement ░░░░░░░░ starts CARROLL I d ░░░░░░░░ to give the money ░░░░░░░░ something Donald Trump hates ░░░░░░░░ ends COLBERT Well wow ░░░░░░░░ congratulations on the payday ░░░░░░░░ I ll give you ░░░░░░░░ Dad I ll give ░░░░░░░░ 83 million back in ░░░░░░░░ for one hug I ░░░░░░░░ good This judgment comes ░░░░░░░░ a pretty rough time ░░░░░░░░ the Trump because he ░░░░░░░░ soon face another large ░░░░░░░░ in the civil fraud ░░░░░░░░ brought by New York ░░░░░░░░ General Letitia James Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause Together the judgments ░░░░░░░░ deliver him a punishing ░░░░░░░░ two punch Yes a ░░░░░░░░ one two punch Or ░░░░░░░░ he calls it dancing ░░░░░░░░ s quite punishing to ░░░░░░░░ After the decision came ░░░░░░░░ Trump hit the campaign ░░░░░░░░ and kept right on ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts Trump In ░░░░░░░░ they say the president ░░░░░░░░ was treated the worst ░░░░░░░░ Abraham Lincoln but he ░░░░░░░░ the Civil War you ░░░░░░░░ so he had a ░░░░░░░░ civil war going Abraham ░░░░░░░░ And I haven t ░░░░░░░░ the new list but ░░░░░░░░ I m not number ░░░░░░░░ over Abraham Lincoln I ░░░░░░░░ be very disappointed Clip ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Imitating Trump Yes ░░░░░░░░ no I ve been ░░░░░░░░ way worse than Abraham ░░░░░░░░ I ve had to ░░░░░░░░ through entire plays I ░░░░░░░░ have you ever been ░░░░░░░░ Les Mis We get ░░░░░░░░ You re angry and ░░░░░░░░ you re French and ░░░░░░░░ re angry But this ░░░░░░░░ never lost sight of ░░░░░░░░ matters most to voters ░░░░░░░░ he once took a ░░░░░░░░ test that checks for ░░░░░░░░ damage Clip starts Trump ░░░░░░░░ give you six names ░░░░░░░░ a row I took ░░░░░░░░ lot of heat on ░░░░░░░░ They give you six ░░░░░░░░ in a row at ░░░░░░░░ beginning Sir I m ░░░░░░░░ give you six names ░░░░░░░░ Look at them A ░░░░░░░░ a hat a badge ░░░░░░░░ necklace and a vote ░░░░░░░░ ends COLBERT Okay There ░░░░░░░░ a lot to unpack ░░░░░░░░ Laughter First of all ░░░░░░░░ aren t names Those ░░░░░░░░ things Those aren t ░░░░░░░░ He also said they ░░░░░░░░ you six names Chair ░░░░░░░░ badge necklace vote that ░░░░░░░░ only five things Imitating ░░░░░░░░ Cognitive tests are like ░░░░░░░░ It s about all ░░░░░░░░ names you don t ░░░░░░░░ A scooba doo da ░░░░░░░░ Wasn t all cognitive ░░░░░░░░ t all cognitive in ░░░░░░░░ you re wondering Trump ░░░░░░░░ some time to brag ░░░░░░░░ how well he s ░░░░░░░░ in the Republican primary ░░░░░░░░ starts Trump We started ░░░░░░░░ with 12 Sort of ░░░░░░░░ me of 2016 And ░░░░░░░░ week by week boom ░░░░░░░░ it was like chopping ░░░░░░░░ a tree Boom What ░░░░░░░░ great feeling Boom boom ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends COLBERT Ah ░░░░░░░░ the sound that axes ░░░░░░░░ make hen chopping down ░░░░░░░░ Boom boom boom Reminds ░░░░░░░░ of this scene from ░░░░░░░░ Clip starts UNKNOWN Chop ░░░░░░░░ Chop Chop Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Oh you saw it ░░░░░░░░ saw that We were ░░░░░░░░ about that The chop ░░░░░░░░ scene.”