Colbert Touts Bidenomics: ‘Number Go up Equal Good’

COLBERT Oh there s ░░░░░░░░ good news for Biden ░░░░░░░░ economy is cooking right ░░░░░░░░ The Dow s north ░░░░░░░░ 38 000 today wages ░░░░░░░░ up unemployment s below ░░░░░░░░ for 23 months in ░░░░░░░░ row and today the ░░░░░░░░ Department announced the economy ░░░░░░░░ at 3 3 rate ░░░░░░░░ the last quarter Now ░░░░░░░░ does that mean Well ░░░░░░░░ s a little technical ░░░░░░░░ according to macroeconomic theory ░░░░░░░░ go up equal good ░░░░░░░░ and Applause Is that ░░░░░░░░ Can you check my ░░░░░░░░ Can you check me ░░░░░░░░ that You got that ░░░░░░░░ For all last year ░░░░░░░░ bunch of people were ░░░░░░░░ a recession but instead ░░░░░░░░ economic indicator of Bidenomics ░░░░░░░░ positive Or as the ░░░░░░░░ people say it Clip ░░░░░░░░ SOLOMON It s an ░░░░░░░░ that is cooling on ░░░░░░░░ inflation front but still ░░░░░░░░ growth on the spending ░░░░░░░░ The goldilocks Reporter Perfect ░░░░░░░░ scenario Reporter We re ░░░░░░░░ some of that goldilocks ░░░░░░░░ It is goldilocks EISEN ░░░░░░░░ is goldilocks Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ That s right Jack ░░░░░░░░ are goin goldilocks Now ░░░░░░░░ here I m serious ░░░░░░░░ I knew goldilocks nice ░░░░░░░░ Real particular about her ░░░░░░░░ though Not me though ░░░░░░░░ cold don t bother ░░░░░░░░ I ll toss that ░░░░░░░░ down tout suite Soft ░░░░░░░░ doctor s orders The ░░░░░░░░ mouth chicklets aren t ░░░░░░░░ they used to be ░░░░░░░░ the words there a ░░░░░░░░ bit Can t win ░░░░░░░░ every time Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ But even though it ░░░░░░░░ like there s no ░░░░░░░░ and the economy looks ░░░░░░░░ on paper people feel ░░░░░░░░ it s not bouncing ░░░░░░░░ And this bad feeling ░░░░░░░░ media has dubbed the ░░░░░░░░ And I get it ░░░░░░░░ thankfully I have a ░░░░░░░░ way to bring the ░░░░░░░░ out of a vibecession ░░░░░░░░ is Clip starts ANNOUNCER ░░░░░░░░ Colbert s vibecession Clip ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT What s cookin ░░░░░░░░ fiscal cats You out ░░░░░░░░ countin your ducats Let ░░░░░░░░ brighten your economic outlook ░░░░░░░░ my bongo sonic output ░░░░░░░░ it Groovy beat Dig ░░░░░░░░ re drowning in dough ░░░░░░░░ you don t feel ░░░░░░░░ cause it s not ░░░░░░░░ Bread I m talkin ░░░░░░░░ sweet pumpernickel baby cause ░░░░░░░░ heard from a little ░░░░░░░░ that in 2023 The ░░░░░░░░ S economy accelerated at ░░░░░░░░ 2 5 annualized pace ░░░░░░░░ core prices for personalized ░░░░░░░░ expenditures rose just 2 ░░░░░░░░ the fourth quarter No ░░░░░░░░ Janet s Yellin So ░░░░░░░░ need to go slow ░░░░░░░░ The vibecession will be ░░░░░░░░ suscitated And if the ░░░░░░░░ starts this cookin in ░░░░░░░░ We ll make Trump ░░░░░░░░ way gone daddy Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause)