Colbert: Trump Guilty of Sexual Assault Is a ‘Crime’ Known in Republican Circles as ‘Presumptive Nominee’

COLBERT Donald Trump is ░░░░░░░░ there trying to win ░░░░░░░░ the voters that matter ░░░░░░░░ his juries Laughter Today ░░░░░░░░ he was back in ░░░░░░░░ Manhattan courtroom for the ░░░░░░░░ defamation trial against him ░░░░░░░░ by E Jean Carroll ░░░░░░░░ may remember last May ░░░░░░░░ jury found that Trump ░░░░░░░░ assaulted Carroll and then ░░░░░░░░ her by lying about ░░░░░░░░ a crime known in ░░░░░░░░ circles as presumptive nominee ░░░░░░░░ Now I ll tell ░░░░░░░░ all about it in ░░░░░░░░ latest installment of our ░░░░░░░░ series Clip starts ANNOUNCER ░░░░░░░░ to the White House ░░░░░░░░ or big house Donald ░░░░░░░░ v The People America ░░░░░░░░ and or convicts Trump ░░░░░░░░ are an institute and ░░░░░░░░ powerful death penalty Clip ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Now Trump testified ░░░░░░░░ briefly Of course the ░░░░░░░░ time Trump was allowed ░░░░░░░░ speak in court it ░░░░░░░░ completely off the rails ░░░░░░░░ did not escape the ░░░░░░░░ overseeing this case federal ░░░░░░░░ court judge and Batman ░░░░░░░░ backup butler Lewis Kaplan ░░░░░░░░ set very strict guidelines ░░░░░░░░ Trump attorney Alina Habba ░░░░░░░░ here saying I don ░░░░░░░░ know what happened to ░░░░░░░░ couch s upholstery Why ░░░░░░░░ you ask Habba Habba ░░░░░░░░ herself to a series ░░░░░░░░ yes or no questions ░░░░░░░░ Trump failed to answer ░░░░░░░░ just yes or no ░░░░░░░░ he did this Habba ░░░░░░░░ you instruct anyone to ░░░░░░░░ Ms Carroll Trump No ░░░░░░░░ just wanted to defend ░░░░░░░░ my family and frankly ░░░░░░░░ presidency Judge Kaplan broke ░░░░░░░░ and instructed the jury ░░░░░░░░ disregard everything after no ░░░░░░░░ is fitting because the ░░░░░░░░ trial is the result ░░░░░░░░ Trump disregarding everything after ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and Applause Now ░░░░░░░░ was supposed to testify ░░░░░░░░ Monday but the trial ░░░░░░░░ delayed after a juror ░░░░░░░░ sick and Alina Habba ░░░░░░░░ said she was feeling ░░░░░░░░ and had a fever ░░░░░░░░ being exposed to Covid ░░░░░░░░ Of course her client ░░░░░░░░ ve cured her instantly ░░░░░░░░ a little horse paste ░░░░░░░░ a shot of bleach ░░░░░░░░ it turns out she ░░░░░░░░ recover kind of quickly ░░░░░░░░ the very next day ░░░░░░░░ was photographed in New ░░░░░░░░ at a Trump victory ░░░░░░░░ Busted Audience booing Reminds ░░░░░░░░ of when I said ░░░░░░░░ appendix burst then someone ░░░░░░░░ a pic of me ░░░░░░░░ row at Guns N ░░░░░░░░ Cheering Some Axl Rose ░░░░░░░░ here The damning photo ░░░░░░░░ Habba was posted by ░░░░░░░░ die hard Trump supporter ░░░░░░░░ Dylan Quattrucci Fun fact ░░░░░░░░ is Italian for four ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Now seems like ░░░░░░░░ s team realized this ░░░░░░░░ was not a great ░░░░░░░░ for the defense because ░░░░░░░░ after Dylan posted it ░░░░░░░░ was kicked out of ░░░░░░░░ party and he recorded ░░░░░░░░ kick out live Clip ░░░░░░░░ QUATTRUCCI I m getting ░░░░░░░░ from a Trump event ░░░░░░░░ do I have to ░░░░░░░░ sir Why are you ░░░░░░░░ me Can you give ░░░░░░░░ a reason why Did ░░░░░░░░ tell you to remove ░░░░░░░░ I saw Trevor and ░░░░░░░░ guy just pointed like ░░░░░░░░ to me and said ░░░░░░░░ have to leave I ░░░░░░░░ like the biggest Trump ░░░░░░░░ here I was the ░░░░░░░░ director of the campaign ░░░░░░░░ is how they treat ░░░░░░░░ in Trump world Clip ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Correct Yes Correct ░░░░░░░░ and Applause Check That ░░░░░░░░ exactly how they treat ░░░░░░░░ in Trump world When ░░░░░░░░ these people learn Oh ░░░░░░░░ after everything I ve ░░░░░░░░ for it how is ░░░░░░░░ hot stove treating my ░░░░░░░░ this way I ll ░░░░░░░░ do that with my ░░░░░░░░ one Ahhhhh Quattrucci then ░░░░░░░░ to Twitter to protest ░░░░░░░░ End the war on ░░░░░░░░ males Yeah brother You ░░░░░░░░ em Because we all ░░░░░░░░ the motto of alpha ░░░░░░░░ Can someone please find ░░░░░░░░ What I m going ░░░░░░░░ m going!’”