Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper Talk About Shaq’s D*ck Size, Getting Daddies ‘Some Juice’ on New Year’s Eve on ‘The Late Show’

COLBERT Well listen I ░░░░░░░░ a generous man There ░░░░░░░░ go Okay ready Breaking ░░░░░░░░ bottoms up COHEN Here ░░░░░░░░ to you guys Happy ░░░░░░░░ Year Happy New Year ░░░░░░░░ and Applause COLBERT I ░░░░░░░░ how Anderson always throws ░░░░░░░░ off like a gunslinger ░░░░░░░░ COHEN By the way ░░░░░░░░ think that s the ░░░░░░░░ tequila you ve had ░░░░░░░░ New Year s 20 ░░░░░░░░ Two years ago yeah ░░░░░░░░ Exactly Yes COLBERT Well ░░░░░░░░ hope it does happen ░░░░░░░░ people really do want ░░░░░░░░ There are some headlines ░░░░░░░░ want to get a ░░░░░░░░ if any of this ░░░░░░░░ well reported Andy COHEN ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT It was reported ░░░░░░░░ People s magazine Here ░░░░░░░░ why Andy Cohen is ░░░░░░░░ to get tipsy again ░░░░░░░░ CNN on New Year ░░░░░░░░ Eve after sober start ░░░░░░░░ 2023 This is from ░░░░░░░░ News Andy Cohen asked ░░░░░░░░ to allow alcohol for ░░░░░░░░ Year s Eve broadcast ░░░░░░░░ of course the most ░░░░░░░░ news source the New ░░░░░░░░ Post Andy Cohen begs ░░░░░░░░ to reverse alcohol ban ░░░░░░░░ New Year s Eve ░░░░░░░░ Give the daddies some ░░░░░░░░ Cheering and applause Nothing ░░░░░░░░ about that Laughter COHEN ░░░░░░░░ I mean daddy Anderson ░░░░░░░░ called COLBERT These are ░░░░░░░░ for sale out in ░░░░░░░░ place Give the daddies ░░░░░░░░ juice Can you zoom ░░░░░░░░ Give the daddies some ░░░░░░░░ COHEN Those are by ░░░░░░░░ way those are real ░░░░░░░░ for sale online COOPER ░░░░░░░░ are not selling them ░░░░░░░░ You re not selling ░░░░░░░░ They are not for ░░░░░░░░ you do not endorse ░░░░░░░░ but you enjoy it ░░░░░░░░ Anderson called me during ░░░░░░░░ and he goes Did ░░░░░░░░ tell a Reporter that ░░░░░░░░ needs to give daddies ░░░░░░░░ juice I said I ░░░░░░░░ have COLBERT That by ░░░░░░░░ way is uncanny Anderson ░░░░░░░░ impersonation by the way ░░░░░░░░ this is Anderson Cooper ░░░░░░░░ was sober Andy less ░░░░░░░░ any less embarrassing Was ░░░░░░░░ any less chaotic COOPER ░░░░░░░░ s the thing no ░░░░░░░░ asked wildly inappropriate questions ░░░░░░░░ had on Nick Cannon ░░░░░░░░ I think he suggested ░░░░░░░░ Nick get a vasectomy ░░░░░░░░ COHEN Okay I say ░░░░░░░░ everyone else is thinking ░░░░░░░░ Andy what s the ░░░░░░░░ question you have ever ░░░░░░░░ a guest COHEN Oh ░░░░░░░░ You know I will ░░░░░░░░ when Oprah was on ░░░░░░░░ What Happens Live we ░░░░░░░░ they said in my ░░░░░░░░ You have 2 minutes ░░░░░░░░ and I turned to ░░░░░░░░ and said Have you ░░░░░░░░ swum in the lady ░░░░░░░░ Laughter And I immediately ░░░░░░░░ Why did you do ░░░░░░░░ It was going so ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT And COHEN She ░░░░░░░░ No And then Gail ░░░░░░░░ two days later and ░░░░░░░░ goes I don t ░░░░░░░░ Oprah knew what the ░░░░░░░░ pond was I don ░░░░░░░░ think she knew COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ thought it was a ░░░░░░░░ pool for women COOPER ░░░░░░░░ the way Andy has ░░░░░░░░ been back on your ░░░░░░░░ COHEN No COOPER Yeah ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT There you have ░░░░░░░░ COOPER I actually don ░░░░░░░░ think that s not ░░░░░░░░ most inappropriate He asked ░░░░░░░░ what his bleep size ░░░░░░░░ And by the way ░░░░░░░░ and Applause It s ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT There are so ░░░░░░░░ different ways you could ░░░░░░░░ phrased that COOPER Okay ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT He said bleep ░░░░░░░░ COOPER No what he ░░░░░░░░ is How big is ░░░░░░░░ bleep COHEN No What ░░░░░░░░ said is Shaq your ░░░░░░░░ size is 23 how ░░░░░░░░ is your bleep Context ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Anderson as a ░░░░░░░░ analyst how could you ░░░░░░░░ out the context COOPER ░░░░░░░░ I show you what ░░░░░░░░ s answer was Let ░░░░░░░░ show you Puts the ░░░░░░░░ on his thigh That ░░░░░░░░ what Shaq did COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ gay about that COOPER ░░░░░░░░ I mean when I ░░░░░░░░ this clip I could ░░░░░░░░ believe it And I ░░░░░░░░ not believe that Shaq ░░░░░░░░ And I cannot get ░░░░░░░░ shoe back on Laughter ░░░░░░░░ We ll take a ░░░░░░░░ break but we will ░░░░░░░░ right back with more ░░░░░░░░ Cooper and Andy Cohen ░░░░░░░░ Stick around.”