Colbert: Trump Probably Got the Picture Book Version, ‘Mein First Kampf’

COLBERT It is December ░░░░░░░░ and It s beginning ░░░░░░░░ look a lot like ░░░░░░░░ Thanks to Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ the weekend was this ░░░░░░░░ Hampshire In New Hampshire ░░░░░░░░ had some pretty disturbing ░░░░░░░░ to say about immigration ░░░░░░░░ starts Trump You know ░░░░░░░░ they let I think ░░░░░░░░ real number is 15 ░░░░░░░░ million people into our ░░░░░░░░ when they do that ░░░░░░░░ ve got a lot ░░░░░░░░ work to do They ░░░░░░░░ poisoning the blood of ░░░░░░░░ country That s what ░░░░░░░░ ve done Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Poisoning the blood of ░░░░░░░░ Audience booing That is ░░░░░░░░ disgusting Also not true ░░░░░░░░ blood of our country ░░░░░░░░ t being poisoned by ░░░░░░░░ It s being poisoned ░░░░░░░░ dipping pizza in ranch ░░░░░░░░ The statement is horrifying ░░░░░░░░ and of itself but ░░░░░░░░ gets even worse when ░░░░░░░░ realize that the term ░░░░░░░░ poisoning was used by ░░░░░░░░ in his manifesto Mein ░░░░░░░░ Audience booing Now as ░░░░░░░░ can imagine as you ░░░░░░░░ imagine people are upset ░░░░░░░░ he s quoting a ░░░░░░░░ maniac in his stump ░░░░░░░░ but a Mike Pence ░░░░░░░░ defended Trump saying I ░░░░░░░░ it s highly unlikely ░░░░░░░░ Donald Trump has ever ░░░░░░░░ Mein Kampf Right cause ░░░░░░░░ s a book He ░░░░░░░░ got the version with ░░░░░░░░ Mein First Kampf Now ░░░░░░░░ s also upsetting That ░░░░░░░░ also a very upsetting ░░░░░░░░ Very upsetting image Obviously ░░░░░░░░ s words are indefensible ░░░░░░░░ Lindsey Graham defended them ░░░░░░░░ starts Graham We re ░░░░░░░░ about language I could ░░░░░░░░ less what language people ░░░░░░░░ as long as we ░░░░░░░░ it right Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Yeah What language our ░░░░░░░░ use does not and ░░░░░░░░ never mattered That s ░░░░░░░░ the Constitution starts with ░░░░░░░░ da ploo plees of ░░░░░░░░ Untided Yabba Dabba Doo ░░░░░░░░ bawita dang da dang ░░░░░░░░ homina homina homina homina ░░░░░░░░ homina And it wasn ░░░░░░░░ just Lindsey Graham Tennessee ░░░░░░░░ Tim Burchett also said ░░░░░░░░ things Clip starts BURCHETT ░░░░░░░░ you well know I ░░░░░░░░ from eastern Tennessee We ░░░░░░░░ t usually talk like ░░░░░░░░ and he s from ░░░░░░░░ York and that s ░░░░░░░░ way folks he s ░░░░░░░░ being Trump Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ Yeah Yeah we here ░░░░░░░░ New York all talk ░░░░░░░░ authoritarians I remember who ░░░░░░░░ forget this classic scene ░░░░░░░░ Midnight Cowboy Clip starts ░░░░░░░░ Hoffman in Midnight Cowboy ░░░░░░░░ I m goosesteppin here ░░░░░░░░ m goosesteppin here Gimme ░░░░░░░░ liebestraum Clip ends COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ Trump didn t only ░░░░░░░░ a dark fascist future ░░░░░░░░ also looked fondly back ░░░░░░░░ his fascist past Clip ░░░░░░░░ Trump You had a ░░░░░░░░ gentleman behind the desk ░░░░░░░░ beautiful Resolute Desk in ░░░░░░░░ Oval Office What was ░░░░░░░░ name His name was ░░░░░░░░ Happened to be Trump ░░░░░░░░ it was all of ░░░░░░░░ actually In a certain ░░░░░░░░ you were all sitting ░░░░░░░░ that desk Clip ends ░░░░░░░░ imitating Trump So in ░░░░░░░░ certain sense you re ░░░░░░░░ a lot of trouble ░░░░░░░░ what you did behind ░░░░░░░░ desk 91 charges Whoo ░░░░░░░░ were you thinking taking ░░░░░░░░ classified documents And don ░░░░░░░░ get me started on ░░░░░░░░ family life You never ░░░░░░░░ Eric s birthday So ░░░░░░░░ a certain sense you ░░░░░░░░ the terrible dad not ░░░░░░░░