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Michelle Wolf Mocks Jesse Watters’ Monologue About His Thanksgiving Weekend: ‘This Is Not Even News to Your Family’
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Source
Comedy Central
Name: Comedy Central
URL: http://www.comedycentral.com
Show
The Daily Show
Name: The Daily Show
URL: https://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show
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Michelle Wolf
Name: Michelle Wolf
Position: Comedian
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11/29/2023 12:07 am
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JBDiaz (staff)
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0:02:07
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Transcript
WOLF All right Before ░░░░░░░░ move on let s ░░░░░░░░ in with the guy ░░░░░░░░ looks like roofie magazine ░░░░░░░░ man of the year ░░░░░░░░ news you got first ░░░░░░░░ Jesse Clip starts WATTERS ░░░░░░░░ I checked to see ░░░░░░░░ time the carwash closes ░░░░░░░░ 5pm I think great ░░░░░░░░ m only 15 minutes ░░░░░░░░ So I get there ░░░░░░░░ 4 45 But when ░░░░░░░░ get there there s ░░░░░░░░ big orange cone blocking ░░░░░░░░ lane Clip ends WOLF ░░░░░░░░ m so sorry the ░░░░░░░░ closed early on Thanksgiving ░░░░░░░░ is this news This ░░░░░░░░ t even for your ░░░░░░░░ There s so much ░░░░░░░░ talk about And let ░░░░░░░░ move on to some ░░░░░░░░ news This weekend the ░░░░░░░░ A E hosts the ░░░░░░░░ United Nations Climate Conference ░░░░░░░░ countries from all over ░░░░░░░░ world pretend to care ░░░░░░░░ the climate crisis And ░░░░░░░░ maybe you think I ░░░░░░░░ being a little bit ░░░░░░░░ but about this but ░░░░░░░░ the U A E ░░░░░░░░ planning to use the ░░░░░░░░ conference to make new ░░░░░░░░ and gas deals Which ░░░░░░░░ that might sound scandalous ░░░░░░░░ this is what they ░░░░░░░░ always done It s ░░░░░░░░ giving handjobs at Jesus ░░░░░░░░ It s fun because ░░░░░░░░ know you shouldn t ░░░░░░░░ This one s for ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Speaking of things ░░░░░░░░ shouldn t do let ░░░░░░░░ see if evil David ░░░░░░░░ done yet with The ░░░░░░░░ Story Clip starts WATTERS ░░░░░░░░ don t making fun ░░░░░░░░ them are you kidding ░░░░░░░░ You getting rice pudding ░░░░░░░░ the waiter says Sorry ░░░░░░░░ ve sold out of ░░░░░░░░ rice pudding Rice Pudding ░░░░░░░░ popular Never thought it ░░░░░░░░ Isn t rice pudding ░░░░░░░░ like rice inside of ░░░░░░░░ Clip ends WOLF Why ░░░░░░░░ this still going Like ░░░░░░░░ the boss explode if ░░░░░░░░ ends the story Laughter ░░░░░░░░ While he explores the ░░░░░░░░ that is race pudding ░░░░░░░░ ll move on to ░░░░░░░░ business news.”
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