Michelle Wolf Mocks Jesse Watters’ Monologue About His Thanksgiving Weekend: ‘This Is Not Even News to Your Family’

EXCERPT:

WOLF: "All right. Before we move on, let's check in with the guy who looks like roofie magazine's man of the year. What news you got first now, Jesse?"
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WATTERS: "So I checked to see what time the carwash closes, says 5pm. I think great, I'm only 15 minutes away. So I get there at 4:45. But when I get there, there's a big orange cone blocking the lane."
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WOLF: "I'm so sorry, the carwash closed early on Thanksgiving. How is this news? This isn't even for your family.”