Watters Says He Got Bit by a Dog of a Democrat While Hiking and Just Washed it Off with Soap

WATTERS So Monday morning ░░░░░░░░ around I do a ░░░░░░░░ hike back at the ░░░░░░░░ preserve This time I ░░░░░░░░ exactly how long it ░░░░░░░░ going to take And ░░░░░░░░ m 10 minutes in ░░░░░░░░ I never see anybody ░░░░░░░░ And all of a ░░░░░░░░ this woman starts approaching ░░░░░░░░ on the trail She ░░░░░░░░ of bellows nervously Good ░░░░░░░░ You know like to ░░░░░░░░ me like Who is ░░░░░░░░ guy approaching me in ░░░░░░░░ woods I get it ░░░░░░░░ get it But she ░░░░░░░░ this big dog with ░░░░░░░░ If anything I should ░░░░░░░░ a little apprehensive And ░░░░░░░░ re on a tight ░░░░░░░░ of the trail and ░░░░░░░░ noticed the dog s ░░░░░░░░ wet And she s ░░░░░░░░ Oh this is my ░░░░░░░░ you know kind of ░░░░░░░░ You know he just ░░░░░░░░ in the pond And ░░░░░░░░ m thinking this is ░░░░░░░░ of crazy You re ░░░░░░░░ your dog swim in ░░░░░░░░ pond 37 degrees in ░░░░░░░░ nature preserve That s ░░░░░░░░ first clue Second clue ░░░░░░░░ s kind of struggling ░░░░░░░░ hold the dog on ░░░░░░░░ leash You know it ░░░░░░░░ like she s kind ░░░░░░░░ like The dog comes ░░░░░░░░ and I try to ░░░░░░░░ give her a little ░░░░░░░░ dog bites me Twice ░░░░░░░░ my groin and takes ░░░░░░░░ chunk out of my ░░░░░░░░ I was like Ouch ░░░░░░░░ said ouch I actually ░░░░░░░░ here it is right ░░░░░░░░ See it Zoom in ░░░░░░░░ that Zoom in And ░░░░░░░░ never like to show ░░░░░░░░ I never say ouch ░░░░░░░░ goes Oh are you ░░░░░░░░ I said Well I ░░░░░░░░ not bleeding So I ░░░░░░░░ I m OK But ░░░░░░░░ looked like an idiot ░░░░░░░░ asked her Are you ░░░░░░░░ That s how well ░░░░░░░░ I am Seriously I ░░░░░░░░ my mother has raised ░░░░░░░░ so well I m ░░░░░░░░ how she s feeling ░░░░░░░░ I know it can ░░░░░░░░ traumatic when your dog ░░░░░░░░ a stranger I mean ░░░░░░░░ God she bit me ░░░░░░░░ didn t bite someone ░░░░░░░░ like Judge Jeanine she ░░░░░░░░ have been tied up ░░░░░░░░ court for a year ░░░░░░░░ s like Oh you ░░░░░░░░ my dog gets so ░░░░░░░░ when he sees people ░░░░░░░░ lady You want to ░░░░░░░░ the hand again It ░░░░░░░░ the skin And thank ░░░░░░░░ that was you know ░░░░░░░░ have been this hand ░░░░░░░░ would have had to ░░░░░░░░ the I m Watters ░░░░░░░░ world left handed It ░░░░░░░░ not look bad but ░░░░░░░░ m a fast healer ░░░░░░░░ though the shin splints ░░░░░░░░ still kind of dogging ░░░░░░░░ I ll be OK ░░░░░░░░ I could tell she ░░░░░░░░ a Democrat because when ░░░░░░░░ pulled into the preserve ░░░░░░░░ my car there was ░░░░░░░░ Subaru Outback Dead giveaway ░░░░░░░░ she didn t recognize ░░░░░░░░ Now my wife thinks ░░░░░░░░ should have seen the ░░░░░░░░ and my producer thinks ░░░░░░░░ should get a rabies ░░░░░░░░ A kill is not ░░░░░░░░ your head Yes both ░░░░░░░░ you should be doing ░░░░░░░░ I just washed it ░░░░░░░░ with soap So that ░░░░░░░░ my Thanksgiving How was ░░░░░░░░ We sent Johnny to ░░░░░░░░ out.”