Watters Says He Got Bit by a Dog of a Democrat While Hiking and Just Washed it Off with Soap

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WATTERS: “So Monday morning rolls around, I do a little hike back at the nature preserve. This time, I know exactly how long it's going to take. And I'm 10 minutes in and I never see anybody ever. And all of a sudden, this woman starts approaching me on the trail. She kind of bellows nervously, 'Good morning.' You know, like to test me like, 'Who is this guy approaching me in the woods?' I get it, I get it. But she has this big dog with her. If anything, I should be a little apprehensive. And we're on a tight part of the trail, and I noticed the dog's all wet. And she's like, 'Oh, this is my dog, you know, kind of wet. You know, he just swim in the pond.' And I'm thinking this is kind of crazy. You're letting your dog swim in a pond, 37 degrees in a nature preserve. That's my first clue. Second clue woman's kind of struggling to hold the dog on the leash. You know, it's like, she's kind of like. The dog comes by and I try to backup, give her a little room, dog bites me. Twice.”