Colbert Tells the Dept. Of Energy to ‘Stay in Your Lane’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Now here ░░░░░░░░ another surprising development this ░░░░░░░░ the Department of Energy ░░░░░░░░ a new report saying ░░░░░░░░ lab leak is the ░░░░░░░░ likely origin of the ░░░░░░░░ 19 pandemic Well there ░░░░░░░░ is Chinese wet markets ░░░░░░░░ re off the hook ░░░░░░░░ s order a round ░░░░░░░░ pangolin poppers for the ░░░░░░░░ I love a nice ░░░░░░░░ of wet apps Can ░░░░░░░░ get some civit fingers ░░░░░░░░ if like me you ░░░░░░░░ wondering why the Department ░░░░░░░░ Energy is the one ░░░░░░░░ this judgment it s ░░░░░░░░ that agency oversees a ░░░░░░░░ of U S national ░░░░░░░░ some of which conduct ░░░░░░░░ biological research No No ░░░░░░░░ energy department No bio ░░░░░░░░ until you finish building ░░░░░░░░ electric car charging stations ░░░░░░░░ in your lane You ░░░░░░░░ t see You don ░░░░░░░░ see You don t ░░░░░░░░ the census bureau building ░░░░░░░░ But whatever Who am ░░░░░░░░ to say They are ░░░░░░░░ energy bar I m ░░░░░░░░ they re smart They ░░░░░░░░ t release these findings ░░░░░░░░ they were absolutely confident ░░░░░░░░ s that They made ░░░░░░░░ judgment with low confidence ░░░░░░░░ you could tell by ░░░░░░░░ way they delivered the ░░░░░░░░ um maybe it was ░░░░░░░░ lab leak That s ░░░░░░░░ Forget I said anything ░░░░░░░░ it turns out not ░░░░░░░░ in the government agrees ░░░░░░░░ while the Department of ░░░░░░░░ suspects it was a ░░░░░░░░ leak four other agencies ░░░░░░░░ with a national intelligence ░░░░░░░░ still judge that the ░░░░░░░░ was likely the result ░░░░░░░░ a natural transmission and ░░░░░░░░ CIA remains undecided In ░░░░░░░░ the CIA issued the ░░░░░░░░ statement which virus Nothat ░░░░░░░░ wasn t us Huh ░░░░░░░░ was not There was ░░░░░░░░ no theory put forth ░░░░░░░░ quote another agency that ░░░░░░░░ wouldn t name Wait ░░░░░░░░ second There is a ░░░░░░░░ States intelligence agencies so ░░░░░░░░ they can t even ░░░░░░░░ its name Is it ░░░░░░░░ Is it fight voldemort ░░░░░░░░ we ll have more ░░░░░░░░ this story as soon ░░░░░░░░ anyone has anything they ░░░░░░░░ prove.