Colbert on TikTok: No Company Should Know Much About You... Hang on, My Apple Watch Is Telling Me to Breathe

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Over on ░░░░░░░░ internet this week Ohio ░░░░░░░░ New Jersey banned TikTok ░░░░░░░░ government devices over Chinese ░░░░░░░░ fears It s a ░░░░░░░░ concern but I two ░░░░░░░░ clapping but I don ░░░░░░░░ know if China is ░░░░░░░░ worried about what Ohio ░░░░░░░░ New Jersey are up ░░░░░░░░ as soldier chairman We ░░░░░░░░ the latest report from ░░░░░░░░ United States The enemy ░░░░░░░░ to put chili on ░░░░░░░░ and we are monitoring ░░░░░░░░ activity of the man ░░░░░░░░ the boss they say ░░░░░░░░ is born to run ░░░░░░░░ we will catch him ░░░░░░░░ is especially dangerous for ░░░░░░░░ phones because of concerns ░░░░░░░░ the app accesses data ░░░░░░░░ frequent screen captures gathers ░░░░░░░░ sensitive user information like ░░░░░░░░ and collects keystrokes of ░░░░░░░░ That is disturbing No ░░░░░░░░ should know that much ░░░░░░░░ you Hold on My ░░░░░░░░ watch is telling me ░░░░░░░░ breathe It s not ░░░░░░░░ Ohio and New Jersey ░░░░░░░░ least 20 other states ░░░░░░░░ left TikTok over growing ░░░░░░░░ about its safety It ░░░░░░░░ true TikTok is dangerous ░░░░░░░░ grab my phone to ░░░░░░░░ it before bed then ░░░░░░░░ hour later I m ░░░░░░░░ deep in clean tok ░░░░░░░░ somebody shampooing a rug ░░░░░░░░ rug was so dirty ░░░░░░░░ now it s so ░░░░░░░░ China I love you ░░░░░░░░ did they get it ░░░░░░░░ dirty I didn t ░░░░░░░░ know it was a ░░░░░░░░ rug It was a ░░░░░░░░ rug t say Pink ░░░░░░░░ There say bird in ░░░░░░░░ middle.