‘I’m Miss Bonkers!’: Jacqueline Bisset Explains Her Bizarre Golden Globes Speech

MORGAN Jacqueline it is ░░░░░░░░ great pleasure to have ░░░░░░░░ BISSET I m Miss ░░░░░░░░ MORGAN Well I tweeted ░░░░░░░░ he time as you ░░░░░░░░ pointed out one word ░░░░░░░░ But I meant that ░░░░░░░░ the most charming British ░░░░░░░░ which is it was ░░░░░░░░ eccentric BISSET Well it ░░░░░░░░ delightfully confusing to me ░░░░░░░░ I have to admit ░░░░░░░░ What were you thinking ░░░░░░░░ stage or what were ░░░░░░░░ trying to say BISSET ░░░░░░░░ happened was first of ░░░░░░░░ I didn t know ░░░░░░░░ was going to be ░░░░░░░░ then and I was ░░░░░░░░ taken aback I was ░░░░░░░░ all I could think ░░░░░░░░ was why didn t ░░░░░░░░ get me any food ░░░░░░░░ eat And the next ░░░░░░░░ I know I hear ░░░░░░░░ voice peripherally I said ░░░░░░░░ is that guy And ░░░░░░░░ know then I stepped ░░░░░░░░ a magic carpet And ░░░░░░░░ walked down that thing ░░░░░░░░ my dress kind of ░░░░░░░░ fssh like this And ░░░░░░░░ just kind of flirted ░░░░░░░░ I said you know ░░░░░░░░ thinks of these in ░░░░░░░░ life when your a ░░░░░░░░ girl you think if ░░░░░░░░ ever won an award ░░░░░░░░ something like this what ░░░░░░░░ it be like Well ░░░░░░░░ did not expect it ░░░░░░░░ turn out MORGAN This ░░░░░░░░ been 45 years in ░░░░░░░░ making right So 1969 ░░░░░░░░ Hollywood Foreign Press nominated ░░░░░░░░ most promising newcomer for ░░░░░░░░ role in The Sweet ░░░░░░░░ Four more nominations and ░░░░░░░░ you finally win So ░░░░░░░░ probably just thought BISSET ░░░░░░░░ d sort of given ░░░░░░░░ before a year was ░░░░░░░░ MORGAN So you never ░░░░░░░░ you were going to ░░░░░░░░ never thought you were ░░░░░░░░ to give a speech ░░░░░░░░ No no I didn ░░░░░░░░ no MORGAN Did you ░░░░░░░░ a couple of alcoholic ░░░░░░░░ to get in the ░░░░░░░░ BISSET No no absolutely ░░░░░░░░ MORGAN You were completely ░░░░░░░░ BISSET Absolutely sober MORGAN ░░░░░░░░ can rule out that ░░░░░░░░ BISSET And not on ░░░░░░░░ either M Were you ░░░░░░░░ wildly excited BISSET I ░░░░░░░░ wildly excited and I ░░░░░░░░ terrified and I was ░░░░░░░░ I was on a ░░░░░░░░ carpet as I said ░░░░░░░░ I floated down the ░░░░░░░░ toward John Voigt stopped ░░░░░░░░ a quick kiss and ░░░░░░░░ Your godmother to Angelina ░░░░░░░░ BISSET I am yes ░░░░░░░░ So you know each ░░░░░░░░ very well you and ░░░░░░░░ and he won as ░░░░░░░░ BISSET Yes MORGAN So ░░░░░░░░ re standing there and ░░░░░░░░ must be a wonderful ░░░░░░░░ for you forget all ░░░░░░░░ reaction to the speech ░░░░░░░░ But you know you ░░░░░░░░ all the people there ░░░░░░░░ you know quite a ░░░░░░░░ of them and there ░░░░░░░░ good vibes coming toward ░░░░░░░░ and everything and you ░░░░░░░░ god I m here ░░░░░░░░ I m god um ░░░░░░░░ I want to give ░░░░░░░░ and I want to ░░░░░░░░ out the good vibes ░░░░░░░░ people And then I ░░░░░░░░ my most important person ░░░░░░░░ Poliakoff the director of ░░░░░░░░ wonderful miniseries And that ░░░░░░░░ at the back of ░░░░░░░░ mind I thought I ░░░░░░░░ missed the goddam entry ░░░░░░░░ that And I was ░░░░░░░░ I was off into ░░░░░░░░ just went into a ░░░░░░░░ MORGAN And when did ░░░░░░░░ finish When you walked ░░░░░░░░ did you think it ░░░░░░░░ gone well How did ░░░░░░░░ feel about the speech ░░░░░░░░ I felt happy that ░░░░░░░░ was over and thrilled ░░░░░░░░ have that Golden Globe ░░░░░░░░ my hand And we ░░░░░░░░ back into the press ░░░░░░░░ and everything and everybody ░░░░░░░░ very friendly and congratulations ░░░░░░░░ didn t think anything ░░░░░░░░ it But fairly quickly ░░░░░░░░ that people said there ░░░░░░░░ a lot of twittering ░░░░░░░░ on and there s ░░░░░░░░ lot then these summaries ░░░░░░░░ you ve gone viral ░░░░░░░░ said what does that ░░░░░░░░ really What does it ░░░░░░░░ I ve gone viral ░░░░░░░░ then it was suddenly ░░░░░░░░ Anxiety and I knew ░░░░░░░░ that word that it ░░░░░░░░ out MORGAN Well I ░░░░░░░░ you were absolutely fabulous ░░░░░░░░ you and Emma Thompson ░░░░░░░░ had real luck with ░░░░░░░░ drink in her hand ░░░░░░░░ her shoes off BISSET ░░░░░░░░ I missed it MORGAN ░░░░░░░░ was delightfully British and ░░░░░░░░ and weird See all ░░░░░░░░ Americans say see these ░░░░░░░░ really are as crazy ░░░░░░░░ we always say they ░░░░░░░░ BISSET But you know ░░░░░░░░ country and the world ░░░░░░░░ so hypocritical It really ░░░░░░░░ very hypocritical I mean ░░░░░░░░ word I said was ░░░░░░░░ a big deal is ░░░░░░░░ MORGAN No Nothing you ░░░░░░░░ was a big deal ░░░░░░░░ thought it was fantastic ░░░░░░░░ I was made to ░░░░░░░░ very naughty the next ░░░░░░░░ Very naughty and it ░░░░░░░░ me until the day ░░░░░░░░ to realize And I ░░░░░░░░ plunked the Golden Globe ░░░░░░░░ down in the kitchen ░░░░░░░░ I d got home ░░░░░░░░ thought oh Christ I ░░░░░░░░ messed everything up What ░░░░░░░░ hell is going on ░░░░░░░░ that all right can ░░░░░░░░ say that MORGAN Of ░░░░░░░░ you can BISSET And ░░░░░░░░ wasn t until all ░░░░░░░░ next day and the ░░░░░░░░ morning and I thought ░░░░░░░░ ve got it I ░░░░░░░░ won I ve won ░░░░░░░░ Golden Globe.”