Comedian: Rich Liberals Probably Created the Idea of Checking Your Privilege Just to Be Able to Brag Openly

OTIS My mom grew ░░░░░░░░ real poor She s ░░░░░░░░ well now but it ░░░░░░░░ just hard to shake ░░░░░░░░ mentality you know Like ░░░░░░░░ time we went to ░░░░░░░░ super fancy restaurant and ░░░░░░░░ has this brand new ░░░░░░░░ purse And as soon ░░░░░░░░ the waiter goes away ░░░░░░░░ starts stuffing bread in ░░░░░░░░ purse just stuffing it ░░░░░░░░ m like Ma we ░░░░░░░░ bread at home She ░░░░░░░░ Yeah because I stole ░░░░░░░░ from the other restaurant ░░░░░░░░ re such dope people ░░░░░░░░ They radicalized me when ░░░░░░░░ was real young Like ░░░░░░░░ I was a kid ░░░░░░░░ d read me excerpts ░░░░░░░░ Malcolm X s autobiography ░░░░░░░░ I went to bed ░░░░░░░░ they had to stop ░░░░░░░░ I started to beat ░░░░░░░░ the white kids on ░░░░░░░░ playground I was like ░░░░░░░░ know what you did ░░░░░░░░ And they were all ░░░░░░░░ kids too so they ░░░░░░░░ like Ah We deserve ░░░░░░░░ Ah Losers Laughter and ░░░░░░░░ I m liberal but ░░░░░░░░ liberals are some of ░░░░░░░░ funniest people on Earth ░░░░░░░░ liberals are the best ░░░░░░░░ they re very ashamed ░░░░░░░░ all the money they ░░░░░░░░ You know I feel ░░░░░░░░ rich liberals were the ░░░░░░░░ who created that idea ░░░░░░░░ checking your privilege just ░░░░░░░░ be able to brag ░░░░░░░░ Like Yeah I m ░░░░░░░░ white cisgendered heterosexual male ░░░░░░░░ of family wealth five ░░░░░░░░ private jet and you ░░░░░░░░ what That s just ░░░░░░░░ I m going to ░░░░░░░░ to learn to live ░░░░░░░░ Laughter and Applause We ░░░░░░░░ have our struggles in ░░░░░░░░ life and this is ░░░░░░░░ Florida it s obviously ░░░░░░░░ very racist as well ░░░░░░░░ of the most racist ░░░░░░░░ I ever heard was ░░░░░░░░ Florida which is a ░░░░░░░░ who said Back in ░░░░░░░░ day my family would ░░░░░░░░ your family I was ░░░░░░░░ Honey you lease a ░░░░░░░░ Focus You could never ░░░░░░░░ me Ta ta Applause ░░░░░░░░ Before before I was ░░░░░░░░ comedian I was actually ░░░░░░░░ dancer for most of ░░░░░░░░ life And I was ░░░░░░░░ the only straight dancer ░░░░░░░░ every team I was ░░░░░░░░ and I was never ░░░░░░░░ best dancer and I ░░░░░░░░ like it was because ░░░░░░░░ wasn t gay which ░░░░░░░░ t make sense But ░░░░░░░░ feel like how white ░░░░░░░░ feel like I am ░░░░░░░░ a guest in this ░░░░░░░░ I know my position ░░░░░░░░ And I d have ░░░░░░░░ too What s up ░░░░░░░░ you man are you ░░░░░░░░ I wish Maybe I ░░░░░░░░ nail a pirouette for ░░░░░░░░ I m real just ░░░░░░░░ sexually It makes me ░░░░░░░░ insecure You know what ░░░░░░░░ m talking about Because ░░░░░░░░ artist like James Joyce ░░░░░░░░ fetishes Mozart had fetishes ░░░░░░░░ I hear about a ░░░░░░░░ who likes getting bleep ░░░░░░░░ I m like he ░░░░░░░░ gets paid real good ░░░░░░░░ m so boring is ░░░░░░░░ me feel like I ░░░░░░░░ never make anything great ░░░░░░░░ ll be having missionary ░░░░░░░░ and I ll be ░░░░░░░░ it but there s ░░░░░░░░ voice in the back ░░░░░░░░ your head This is ░░░░░░░░ you re never going ░░░░░░░░ write a novel Applause ░░░░░░░░ s just there s ░░░░░░░░ a French art critic ░░░░░░░░ my brain like Uninspired ░░░░░░░░ back when you re ░░░░░░░░ sex on the moon ░░░░░░░░