Jon Stewart Hilariously Mocks Theory Covid DIDN’T Leak from Lab in Wuhan 

STEWART I guess this ░░░░░░░░ it COLBERT This is ░░░░░░░░ delight to have you ░░░░░░░░ my friend STEWART Oh ░░░░░░░░ God there s nothing ░░░░░░░░ wanted to do more ░░░░░░░░ breathe everyone s air ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Well here s ░░░░░░░░ thing Here s the ░░░░░░░░ This is what I ░░░░░░░░ about you This is ░░░░░░░░ I know about you ░░░░░░░░ are truly dear friends ░░░░░░░░ yet this is the ░░░░░░░░ time I ve seen ░░░░░░░░ in the flesh in ░░░░░░░░ months STEWART That is ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Right STEWART And ░░░░░░░░ am so really happy ░░░░░░░░ I know we re ░░░░░░░░ vaccinated and I m ░░░░░░░░ going to get Covid ░░░░░░░░ I m going to ░░░░░░░░ something Laughter Honestly these ░░░░░░░░ did not take good ░░░░░░░░ of themselves during the ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Last time actually ░░░░░░░░ first time we talked ░░░░░░░░ Covid I was still ░░░░░░░░ South Carolina STEWART That ░░░░░░░░ right you were locked ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT I was locked ░░░░░░░░ down there and the ░░░░░░░░ Evie and the kids ░░░░░░░░ the actual crew STEWART ░░░░░░░░ s right COLBERT That ░░░░░░░░ how we were doing ░░░░░░░░ we re doing it ░░░░░░░░ a little unused bedroom ░░░░░░░░ cables through the window ░░░░░░░░ a satellite truck on ░░░░░░░░ lawn STEWART Fantastic COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ room was twice the ░░░░░░░░ of this desk I ░░░░░░░░ I m not joking ░░░░░░░░ can tell you Really ░░░░░░░░ But the point was ░░░░░░░░ to get it done ░░░░░░░░ get something out there ░░░░░░░░ really wanted to do ░░░░░░░░ show STEWART That s ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT When I interviewed ░░░░░░░░ for it you were ░░░░░░░░ about how little progress ░░░░░░░░ ve made in science ░░░░░░░░ combating pandemics because in ░░░░░░░░ the advice was wear ░░░░░░░░ mask watch your hands ░░░░░░░░ 103 years later wear ░░░░░░░░ mask wash your hands ░░░░░░░░ It was so crushing ░░░░░░░░ find that out I ░░░░░░░░ really hoping that like ░░░░░░░░ 1918 they would be ░░░░░░░░ Drink a tincture of ░░░░░░░░ and butterfly juice Like ░░░░░░░░ was hoping it would ░░░░░░░░ some bizarre thing and ░░░░░░░░ d be like We ░░░░░░░░ come a long way ░░░░░░░░ It s the exact ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT How do you ░░░░░░░░ about the science now ░░░░░░░░ So I will say ░░░░░░░░ and I honestly mean ░░░░░░░░ I think we owe ░░░░░░░░ great debt of gratitude ░░░░░░░░ science Science has in ░░░░░░░░ ways helped ease the ░░░░░░░░ of this pandemic which ░░░░░░░░ more than likely caused ░░░░░░░░ science Laughter and Applause ░░░░░░░░ that s kind of ░░░░░░░░ Hold on one second ░░░░░░░░ No no no no ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT It s coffee ░░░░░░░░ wouldn t do that ░░░░░░░░ you What do you ░░░░░░░░ Do you mean perhaps ░░░░░░░░ s a chance that ░░░░░░░░ was created in a ░░░░░░░░ There s an investigation ░░░░░░░░ A chance Oh my ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT If there s ░░░░░░░░ I d love to ░░░░░░░░ it I just don ░░░░░░░░ know STEWART There s ░░░░░░░░ novel respiratory Coronavirus overtaking ░░░░░░░░ China What do we ░░░░░░░░ Oh you know who ░░░░░░░░ could ask The Wuhan ░░░░░░░░ Respiratory Coronavirus Lab The ░░░░░░░░ is the same name ░░░░░░░░ the lab Laughter That ░░░░░░░░ just that s just ░░░░░░░░ little too weird don ░░░░░░░░ you think And then ░░░░░░░░ actual scientists are like ░░░░░░░░ did this so wait ░░░░░░░░ minute you work at ░░░░░░░░ Wuhan Respiratory Coronavirus Lab ░░░░░░░░ did this happen And ░░░░░░░░ re like Oooh a ░░░░░░░░ kissed a turtle And ░░░░░░░░ re like No Look ░░░░░░░░ the name Let me ░░░░░░░░ your business card Show ░░░░░░░░ your business card Oh ░░░░░░░░ work at the Coronavirus ░░░░░░░░ in Wuhan Oh Because ░░░░░░░░ s a Coronavirus loose ░░░░░░░░ Wuhan How did that ░░░░░░░░ Maybe a bat flew ░░░░░░░░ the cloaca of a ░░░░░░░░ and then it sneezed ░░░░░░░░ my chili and now ░░░░░░░░ all have Coronavirus COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ a second wait a ░░░░░░░░ STEWART Listen to this ░░░░░░░░ my God Oh my ░░░░░░░░ There s been an ░░░░░░░░ of chocolaty goodness near ░░░░░░░░ Pennsylvania What do you ░░░░░░░░ happened I don t ░░░░░░░░ maybe a steam shovel ░░░░░░░░ it with a cocoa ░░░░░░░░ or it s the ░░░░░░░░ chocolate factory Maybe that ░░░░░░░░ it COLBERT That could ░░░░░░░░ That could be Cheering ░░░░░░░░ Applause STEWART By the ░░░░░░░░ I gave them all ░░░░░░░░ just now Laughter COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ could very well be ░░░░░░░░ Anthony Fauci and Francis ░░░░░░░░ and NIH they should ░░░░░░░░ be investigated STEWART Stop ░░░░░░░░ the logic and people ░░░░░░░░ things The name of ░░░░░░░░ disease is on the ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Wait a second ░░░░░░░░ could be possible you ░░░░░░░░ be right It could ░░░░░░░░ possible that they have ░░░░░░░░ lab in Wuhan to ░░░░░░░░ the novel Coronavirus diseases ░░░░░░░░ in Wuhan there are ░░░░░░░░ lot of novel Coronavirus ░░░░░░░░ because of the bat ░░░░░░░░ there STEWART Sure no ░░░░░░░░ understand It s a ░░░░░░░░ specialty and it s ░░░░░░░░ only place to find ░░░░░░░░ You won t find ░░░░░░░░ anywhere else Oh wait ░░░░░░░░ Texas has thousands of ░░░░░░░░ that fly out of ░░░░░░░░ cave every night every ░░░░░░░░ at dusk Is there ░░░░░░░░ Coronavirus an Austin Coronavirus ░░░░░░░░ there doesn t seem ░░░░░░░░ be an Austin Coronavirus ░░░░░░░░ only Coronavirus we have ░░░░░░░░ in Wuhan where they ░░░░░░░░ a lab called what ░░░░░░░░ the lab called again ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT The Wuhan Novel ░░░░░░░░ Lab STEWART I believe ░░░░░░░░ s the case COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ how long have you ░░░░░░░░ for Senator Ron Johnson ░░░░░░░░ and Applause STEWART Let ░░░░░░░░ tell you something This ░░░░░░░░ not a conspiracy COLBERT ░░░░░░░░ could be right You ░░░░░░░░ be right STEWART But ░░░░░░░░ is the problem with ░░░░░░░░ Science is incredible But ░░░░░░░░ don t know when ░░░░░░░░ stop and nobody in ░░░░░░░░ room with those cats ░░░░░░░░ goes I don t ░░░░░░░░ if we should do ░░░░░░░░ Laughter COLBERT I agree ░░░░░░░░ you If science can ░░░░░░░░ it they will do ░░░░░░░░ STEWART They will do ░░░░░░░░ They re like Oh ░░░░░░░░ killed the cat Okay ░░░░░░░░ let s kill 10 ░░░░░░░░ cats to find out ░░░░░░░░ That s what science ░░░░░░░░ they push things They ░░░░░░░░ the thing like okay ░░░░░░░░ to this So a ░░░░░░░░ years back COLBERT You ░░░░░░░░ we stopped filming a ░░░░░░░░ time ago STEWART I ░░░░░░░░ Can I tell you ░░░░░░░░ Laughter and Applause This ░░░░░░░░ what happens Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ I have been alone ░░░░░░░░ so long Laughter And ░░░░░░░░ I realized that the ░░░░░░░░ was having the same ░░░░░░░░ first name and last ░░░░░░░░ Laughter of the evil ░░░░░░░░ had been plaguing us ░░░░░░░░ thought to myself that ░░░░░░░░ bleep up Cheering and ░░░░░░░░ Listen to what I ░░░░░░░░ telling you COLBERT Jon ░░░░░░░░ ll tell you what ░░░░░░░░ m suspicious of I ░░░░░░░░ tell you what I ░░░░░░░░ suspicious of I m ░░░░░░░░ of the Daytona Beach ░░░░░░░░ Break Herpes lab That ░░░░░░░░ be where all the ░░░░░░░░ comes from Laughter STEWART ░░░░░░░░ have been to that ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Oh I know ░░░░░░░░ I know.”