Colbert: We Need A Bipartisan Commission To Find Kevin McCarthy’s B*lls

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Hey welcome ░░░░░░░░ A Late Show I ░░░░░░░░ your host Stephen Colbert ░░░░░░░░ we broadcast this show ░░░░░░░░ New York City from ░░░░░░░░ storage closet in the ░░░░░░░░ Sullivan theater But that ░░░░░░░░ closet itself is inside ░░░░░░░░ large area I like ░░░░░░░░ call Reality a place ░░░░░░░░ Republican brothers and sisters ░░░░░░░░ chosen to no longer ░░░░░░░░ especially when it comes ░░░░░░░░ the 2020 election Their ░░░░░░░░ that it was stolen ░░░░░░░░ the inevitable aftermath The ░░░░░░░░ 6 capitol riot One ░░░░░░░░ from reality is house ░░░░░░░░ leader Kevin McCarthy seen ░░░░░░░░ auctioning off his integrity ░░░░░░░░ investigate the Capitol riot ░░░░░░░░ Pelosi has for months ░░░░░░░░ trying to put together ░░░░░░░░ bipartisan commission similar to ░░░░░░░░ 9 11 commission McCarthy ░░░░░░░░ that Republicans have equal ░░░░░░░░ and equal ability to ░░░░░░░░ witnesses Well last week ░░░░░░░░ Democrats said okay And ░░░░░░░░ Kevin McCarthy announced that ░░░░░░░░ opposes a bipartisan commission ░░░░░░░░ the Capitol riot There ░░░░░░░░ go Motto for 9 ░░░░░░░░ was Never forget For ░░░░░░░░ 6 the GOP s ░░░░░░░░ with Fuggedaboutit Make no ░░░░░░░░ McCarthy opposes this commission ░░░░░░░░ he knows what they ░░░░░░░░ going to find the ░░░░░░░░ riot was perpetrated by ░░░░░░░░ party s followers at ░░░░░░░░ behest of a president ░░░░░░░░ supported based on an ░░░░░░░░ lie McCarthy himself helped ░░░░░░░░ It s the same ░░░░░░░░ I opposed my wife ░░░░░░░░ bipartisan commission on who ░░░░░░░░ the last slice of ░░░░░░░░ Evie it is time ░░░░░░░░ America to move on ░░░░░░░░ order another pizza Another ░░░░░░░░ McCarthy is I m ░░░░░░░░ going to pitch in ░░░░░░░░ I really don t ░░░░░░░░ to eat any Another ░░░░░░░░ McCarthy is against this ░░░░░░░░ that he could potentially ░░░░░░░░ called as a witness ░░░░░░░░ on January 6 McCarthy ░░░░░░░░ president sweet N sauron ░░░░░░░░ begged him to call ░░░░░░░░ the MAGA mob but ░░░░░░░░ the Prez replied Well ░░░░░░░░ I guess these people ░░░░░░░░ more upset about the ░░░░░░░░ than you are Yet ░░░░░░░░ still defends him Forget ░░░░░░░░ riot We need a ░░░░░░░░ commission to find Kevin ░░░░░░░░ balls Obviously McCarthy can ░░░░░░░░ just issue an official ░░░░░░░░ that says I heart ░░░░░░░░ coup So instead he ░░░░░░░░ up with a bunch ░░░░░░░░ bogus excuses why his ░░░░░░░░ was all Nancy Pelosi ░░░░░░░░ fault like for months ░░░░░░░░ speaker of the House ░░░░░░░░ to negotiate in good ░░░░░░░░ and While the speaker ░░░░░░░░ wasted time playing political ░░░░░░░░ Yes political games Pelosi ░░░░░░░░ playing chess while the ░░░░░░░░ Is playing a dangerous ░░░░░░░░ of Nahtzee But McCarthy ░░░░░░░░ core pretend reason for ░░░░░░░░ the investigation is that ░░░░░░░░ commission ignores the political ░░░░░░░░ that has struck American ░░░░░░░░ a Republican congressional baseball ░░░░░░░░ and most recently the ░░░░░░░░ attack on capitol police ░░░░░░░░ April 2 2021 Sure ░░░░░░░░ knows you can t ░░░░░░░░ one crime without investigating ░░░░░░░░ other crime It s ░░░░░░░░ premise of the new ░░░░░░░░ wolf series Law order ░░░░░░░░ is going to take ░░░░░░░░ while.”