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Date
04/06/2016
Summary
Colbert Trashes TSA’s New App Costing $1.4 Million: A Coin Could Do Its Function
Source
WKMG (CBS 6 Orlando)

Name: WKMG (CBS 6 Orlando)

URL: http://www.clickorlando.com/

Show
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Name: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Persons
Stephen Colbert

Name: Stephen Colbert

Employment: CBS

Position: Host, executive producer

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Uploaded
04/06/2016 02:59 am
Owner
NewsBase
Type
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Format
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Duration
0:02:38
Views
202
Purchases
1
Transcript
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