Kimmel Mocks Doomsday Clock Adjustment: At 90 Seconds, We’re One Microwaved Potato Away from Extinction

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Anybody feel ░░░░░░░░ earthquake we had this ░░░░░░░░ 2 00 A M ░░░░░░░░ did you feel it ░░░░░░░░ not at all Jimmy ░░░░░░░░ tequila works doesn t ░░░░░░░░ Guillermo works all the ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy 4 2 off ░░░░░░░░ coast of malibu It ░░░░░░░░ coupled with an annual ░░░░░░░░ of our impending doom ░░░░░░░░ Washington they have a ░░░░░░░░ of atomic scientists who ░░░░░░░░ to update what they ░░░░░░░░ the doomsday clock This ░░░░░░░░ a metaphorical measure of ░░░░░░░░ close we are getting ░░░░░░░░ the end of the ░░░░░░░░ race I ll tell ░░░░░░░░ what these guys one ░░░░░░░░ they really know how ░░░░░░░░ put on a show ░░░░░░░░ move the clock forward ░░░░░░░░ closest it has ever ░░░░░░░░ to midnight It is ░░░░░░░░ 90 seconds to midnight ░░░░░░░░ Jimmy it s like ░░░░░░░░ died already or something ░░░░░░░░ and applause The doomsday ░░░░░░░░ first of all it ░░░░░░░░ like they bought it ░░░░░░░░ party city Second if ░░░░░░░░ want to get people ░░░░░░░░ attention you need to ░░░░░░░░ this presentation up Like ░░░░░░░░ It is now 90 ░░░░░░░░ to midnight We re ░░░░░░░░ gonna die We re ░░░░░░░░ doomed I say doomed ░░░░░░░░ are you so calm ░░░░░░░░ seconds Run for your ░░░░░░░░ lives Aah A aah ░░░░░░░░ and applause Jimmy that ░░░░░░░░ how you let the ░░░░░░░░ know at 90 seconds ░░░░░░░░ re basically one Mike ░░░░░░░░ potato away from extinction.