Colbert: We Need A Bipartisan Commission To Find Kevin McCarthy’s B*lls

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Hey welcome ░░░░░░░░ A Late Show I ░░░░░░░░ your host Stephen Colbert ░░░░░░░░ we broadcast this show ░░░░░░░░ New York City from ░░░░░░░░ storage closet in the ░░░░░░░░ Sullivan theater But that ░░░░░░░░ closet itself is inside ░░░░░░░░ large area I like ░░░░░░░░ call Reality a place ░░░░░░░░ Republican brothers and sisters ░░░░░░░░ chosen to no longer ░░░░░░░░ especially when it comes ░░░░░░░░ the 2020 election Their ░░░░░░░░ that it was stolen ░░░░░░░░ the inevitable aftermath The ░░░░░░░░ 6 capitol riot One ░░░░░░░░ from reality is house ░░░░░░░░ leader Kevin McCarthy seen ░░░░░░░░ auctioning off his integrity ░░░░░░░░ investigate the Capitol riot ░░░░░░░░ Pelosi has for months ░░░░░░░░ trying to put together ░░░░░░░░ bipartisan commission similar to ░░░░░░░░ 9 11 commission McCarthy ░░░░░░░░ that Republicans have equal ░░░░░░░░ and equal ability to ░░░░░░░░ witnesses Well last week ░░░░░░░░ Democrats said okay And ░░░░░░░░ Kevin McCarthy announced that ░░░░░░░░ opposes a bipartisan commission ░░░░░░░░ the Capitol riot There ░░░░░░░░ go Motto for 9 ░░░░░░░░ was Never forget For ░░░░░░░░ 6 the g o ░░░░░░░░ s going with Fuggedaboutit ░░░░░░░░ no mistake McCarthy opposes ░░░░░░░░ commission because he knows ░░░░░░░░ they re going to ░░░░░░░░ the Capitol riot was ░░░░░░░░ by his party s ░░░░░░░░ at the behest of ░░░░░░░░ president he supported based ░░░░░░░░ an election lie McCarthy ░░░░░░░░ helped spread It s ░░░░░░░░ same reason I opposed ░░░░░░░░ wife s bipartisan commission ░░░░░░░░ who ate the last ░░░░░░░░ of pizza Evie it ░░░░░░░░ time for America to ░░░░░░░░ on And order another ░░░░░░░░ Another reason McCarthy is ░░░░░░░░ m not going to ░░░░░░░░ in because I really ░░░░░░░░ t want to eat ░░░░░░░░ Another reason McCarthy is ░░░░░░░░ this is that he ░░░░░░░░ potentially be called as ░░░░░░░░ witness because on January ░░░░░░░░ McCarthy called president sweet ░░░░░░░░ sauron and begged him ░░░░░░░░ call off the MAGA ░░░░░░░░ but instead the Prez ░░░░░░░░ Well Kevin I guess ░░░░░░░░ people are more upset ░░░░░░░░ the election than you ░░░░░░░░ Yet McCarthy still defends ░░░░░░░░ Forget the riot We ░░░░░░░░ a bipartisan commission to ░░░░░░░░ Kevin s balls Obviously ░░░░░░░░ can t just issue ░░░░░░░░ official statement that says ░░░░░░░░ heart the coup So ░░░░░░░░ he came up with ░░░░░░░░ bunch of bogus excuses ░░░░░░░░ his opposition was all ░░░░░░░░ Pelosi s fault like ░░░░░░░░ months the speaker of ░░░░░░░░ House refused to negotiate ░░░░░░░░ good faith and While ░░░░░░░░ speaker has wasted time ░░░░░░░░ political games Yes political ░░░░░░░░ Pelosi s playing chess ░░░░░░░░ the G O P ░░░░░░░░ playing a dangerous game ░░░░░░░░ Nahtzee But McCarthy s ░░░░░░░░ pretend reason for opposing ░░░░░░░░ investigation is that the ░░░░░░░░ ignores the political violence ░░░░░░░░ has struck American cities ░░░░░░░░ Republican congressional baseball practice ░░░░░░░░ most recently the deadly ░░░░░░░░ on capitol police on ░░░░░░░░ 2 2021 Sure everyone ░░░░░░░░ you can t investigate ░░░░░░░░ crime without investigating every ░░░░░░░░ crime It s the ░░░░░░░░ of the new dick ░░░░░░░░ series Law order This ░░░░░░░░ going to take a ░░░░░░░░