Colbert to Trump Jr: Listen up Airhead ... Go Fudge Yourself

COLBERT: "But here's the real problem with this graphic: It compares refugees fleeing their war-torn country to pieces of sugar. These are people who dream of living in a country where food is so plentiful, we waste our candy on metaphors. So let me explain to Donald Trump Jr. Why he's wrong in language he can understand. 'Listen up, airhead. Reducing complex political problems to candy is nutrageous. Anyone with an ounce of smarties is snickering at you, because you are alienating a lot of peeps. I mean, where does it end? Do we keep out Swedish fisherman or gay couples like Mike and Ike? You're just trying to score a cheap political payday with this whopper, dum dum. There's more. There's more. So go back to 5th avenue, and fudge yourself."