Jon Stewart Slams Trump: ‘You Could Ban the Press or You Could Be a Better F*ckin’ President’

‘I never thought my car could take $140 worth of gas in such a small tank!’

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STEWART: “Hmm. Have you tried presidenting better? Have you tried -- You could – pardon -- You could ban the press, or you could be a better president! I mean, give the press something to work with. Oh, here’s a positive story: “I never thought my car could take $140 worth of gas in such a small tank!” I had no idea. And not for nothing, have we ever had a president, just flat out in the Oval Office come out against the Constitution? “What kind of a sick country doesn’t allow unlimited warrantless search and seizure? I mean, that’s not the North Korea I grew up in!” I’m sure that was just a poor choice of words. He didn’t mean to say that how can a country have free press. I’m sure there’s a very thorough and thought out legal framework and Rationale for why this is not a free press ban.”

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