James Talarico Gifts Jimmy Kimmel with a ‘Not Ken Paxton’s’ Pen

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TALARICO: "Well, and Jimmy, speaking of the web store, one of our other popular items is this 'Not Ken Paxton’s' pen."
KIMMEL: "Oh. I was hoping you would bring me one of these. Is this for me?"
TALARICO: "That is for you. Don't show it to Ken Paxton."
KIMMEL: "Yeah, well, I hope he can read. I'm not sure that he can."