Kimmel: Are You Telling Me that After Three Months and $20 Million, Trump ‘Couldn’t Even Get a Pool Cleaned?’

RUSH EXCERPT:

KIMMEL: “You know, when I left for summer break, in the middle of June, this country was a mess. We were at war with Iran, gas prices were high, inflation was high, Mitch McConnell was either alive or dead. Nobody seemed to have any idea which.
[Laughter] No one still seems to. And I guess, I don’t know. I guess they don’t even care anymore. Because they seem to have just stopped trying to find out. Live laugh the Lincoln memorial reflecting pool was a big, green slophole. And now, only three months later, I am so pleased to report that thanks to your favorite president, dj jazzy Donald, every one of those problems has been solved. We made America great again! 
[Cheers and applause]
[Boos] Why isn’t everyone standing up and clapping?
[Laughter] It says on Truth Social he made America great again. Wait. Are you telling me the president of the United States had three full months and spent $20 million and couldn’t even get a pool cleaned?
[Laughter] There it is. Is it possible he’s been pumping in Diet Coke?
[Laughter] I thought he was supposed to drain the swamp. He turned it into gravy instead.
[Laughter] How are we supposed to win a war with Iran when we can’t even win a war against algae?
[Laughter] Trump’s pool numbers and poll numbers are at all-time lows.”