Jelly Roll Says 31 Million Canadian Hockey Goons Ought to Fight Trump on the White House Lawn Gladiator-Style

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JELLY ROLL: “Trump claims that America is gonna stop doing so much business with the Canadians because they’re “difficult” and “unreasonable.” But I hate to break it to the president, we don’t have A problem with Canada, dude. You have A problem with Canada.
[Cheers and applause] I got an idea. I say we let ’em fight it out. Donald Trump versus all of Canada. Like at the end of “gladiator.” Put your swords down, nobody helps, just the president against 31 million hockey goons on the White House lawn.
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause] Call it “maple mayhem: the saskatoon smackdown!”
[Laughter] Sponsored by monster energy drink.”