Watters Favors Data Centers over Golf Courses and Wind Turbines: They Consume More Water, Take More Farmlands, and Kill a Lot of Wildlife

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WATTERS: "Re-brand it. Data centers is kind of nerdy. People don’t like data. Call them like galaxy castles, right? Something like fresh. Then everybody wants a galaxy castle around town, right? Right? All right. I think the real concern is, that it’s going to put everybody out of a job — besides the killer robots — put everybody out of a job and we’re going to have to bribe everybody with welfare checks and sex robots to keep them from revolting. We’re not there yet, but if we get close, I will let you know. Bernie says these things take a lot of water. You know what uses more water than galaxy castles? Golf courses. And everybody hates golf courses. We suck at golf. Men don’t do well there. The only people that make money playing golf are professionals. You know what machines make a lot of noise, take a lot of farmland and kill a lot of wildlife? Wind turbines. How about that, Bernie? You know what's uglier than a data center? The Obama library."