Fallon on Melania Trump’s Absence: ‘It’s Going to Be Crazy When We Find out She Ran off with Mitch McConnell’

RUSH EXCERPT:

FALLON: “Guys, over the weekend, President Trump made a campaign stop in long island, and Melania Trump did not travel with him.[Audience oohs] Yeah. People have noticed that she’s been laying low. In fact, she hasn’t been seen in public for 29 days. Trump heard and was like, “big deal, I haven’t seen her in private for two years.”
[Laughter]
[Applause] Public? I haven’t — I understand Melania is taking a step back with everything going on. She’s worried that at any moment she could be trapped with Trump inside her catering truck.
[Laughter] You never know. Yep, no one has seen Melania. All I know is that it’s going to be crazy when we find out she ran off with Mitch McConnell. “