Rosie O’Donnell Recalls Mistakenly Asking a Married Woman Out, Concludes by Saying Trump Is Crying ‘Because I Haven’t Mentioned Him’

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O’DONNELL: “Then I’m in a pub with some friends, and the bartender comes over, and he goes, here’s a pint for you from the woman in the snug, a little tiny, you know, little area to sit. And all I see is the top of her Joan Lunden hair. I’m like, I can’t be a rude American. I have to go over and thank her. I say, hi, joan. He’s like, hello, rosie. How are you darling? I’m well. How are you? I’m nice. Just like to introduce you to my husband, Kevin. And Kevin goes, hello, Rosie O’Donnell! Wanted to die. I wanted to die. And then he goes, by the way, rosie, she’s just got short hair. She’s not a lesbian. All right. Okay.
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And you know, right now he’s in the White House crying because I haven’t mentioned him.“