Two Goats Caught Boarding a Bus in Portland

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EARHARDT: "And you don't see this every day — goats gone wild. Not girls, but goats. Two loose goats spotted boarding a public bus in Portland this week. The passengers were quickly herded off. Turns out the seven month old escape artists named Billy the Kid and Billy the Goat wandered away from their family home. Thankfully, they have been reunited with their owner who says that he might have left the gate open, causing the getaway."
JENKINS: "Where were they going?"
EARHARDT: "So cute."
KILMEADE: "Obviously, they were in a rush. They didn't want to deal with the traffic, so you hop on one of those free buses that Mamdani promised."
JENKINS: "Goats on a bus."
EARHARDT: "There are snakes on a plane and goats on a bus."