Jordan Klepper Scrutinizes Fauci’s Diary: ‘If Someone Called Me Sexier than Tyra Banks, I’d Write that in My Diary’

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KLEPPER: “Come on! Are we supposed to be surprised that Fauci wrote about being called sexier than Tyra Banks? If someone called me sexier than Tyra Banks, I’D write that in my diary. You know what, I’D write about being called sexier than carlton banks. I might even write about being compared favorably to a Bank of America. I have very low self-esteem. Honestly, this just sounds like an old man not realizing how unhinged Instagram comments can be. “then another commentor used an eggplant and a water splashing emoji to, from what I understand, emulate an ejaculating penis. Needless to say, a great honor.” Look, Rand Paul. Dr. Paul. D.j. pauly rand. We don’t care about Fauci’s interactions with celebrities. Give us some entries with answers.”