Kimmel: ‘Shouldn’t the POTUS Have More Important Things to Focus on Like Finding a Replacement for Milli Vanilli?’

RUSH EXCERPT:

KIMMEL: “I’m not sure I’D be calling us limping when you’ve got cankles like this.
[Cheers and applause]
Look at that. It’s like they put a shoe on a balloon animal made out of sausage links.
[Laughter]
Shouldn’t the president of the United States have more important things to focus on, like finding a replacement for milli vanilli at his coachella from hella July fourth?
[Laughter]
I think captain cankle-roo might be upset because our show won a peabody award on Sunday night.
[Cheers and applause]
I wasn’t going to mention this. Thank you. Because I’m not him. But we won a peabody on Sunday.”