Kimmel Mocks Trump’s ‘Super Secure Bunker’ at Mar-a-Lago: ‘Those Fabric Curtains Are Totally Soundproof’
RUSH EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “The president monitored the attack from his super-secure bunker at Mar-a-Lago. Don’t worry, I’m sure those fabric curtains are totally soundproof. The ceiling is open. Trump probably just came in from the golf course. He’s sitting there, he’s sweating like a yam in a hat. And for whatever reason — they released a photo with a map in the background that reveals all the Iranian and American target locations. That surprises me. It’s not like them to be sloppy. He launched a top secret military strike from the same kind of enclosure they use to sell hummus at a farmers market? You know, people stay at Mar-a-Lago. They have guests on-site. Who rent rooms. How does that work? “Don’t go into the cabana next to the pool house, they’re having World War III in there.”




