Stewart Mocks Kash Patel’s Celebration with USA Hockey Team: Is He a ‘Make-a-Wish?’ There Is Currently No Cure for ‘Crazy Eyes’

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COLBERT: “There is nothing that can take away from the joyous moment as all Americans celebrate this incredible — wait, what the [bleep]? Is that FBI Director Kash Patel? Why it is our director — and why are they putting a medal on FBI Director Kash Patel? Is Kash Patel a Make-a-Wish? Man? Kid? Is that what this is? [Applause] And I am not trying to diminish his condition. Listen, there is currently no cure for crazy eyes. “Crazy eyes: for when you want to turn every picture into some sort of meth-fueled mugshot.” "Are you telling me I was going 90 in a 35?"”