John Fugelsang: Somewhere in Hell, J. Edgar Hoover Is Wearing a Dress, and He’s Appalled at What Happened to His Bureau

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FUGELSANG: "And they also said they had someone in custody when they didn‘t. every time Kash Patel opens his mouth, someone should play the Benny Hill theme. Okay, there‘s career FBI agents chasing an active shooter, and this guy is chasing social media engagement numbers. 'I mean, there‘s shooters still on the loose, bro. Smash the like button. Here‘s my girlfriend.' I mean, somewhere in hell, J. Edgar hoover is wearing a dress, and he‘s appalled at what has happened to his Bureau. And by the way, there‘s things in my fridge that will last longer than Kash Patel in this job, and I can‘t wait to see how well the relationship works once he‘s not employed. This is an embarrassment to career FBI agents."