Colbert: A Time-Traveling Joe Biden Forges Trump’s Signature in a Birthday Book that Will Be Discovered in 22 Years

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "Yes. It’s so easy to do. I mean, that may look like Trump’s signature, but we all know what really happened. Follow me down the truth-hole. The year is 2003 and everyone agrees: Stacy’s mom has got it going on. The scene? The 50th birthday party of renowned financier Jeffrey Epstein. Suddenly, a time-traveling Joe Biden bursts into the room. He’s there to sabotage 'Apprentice' host Donald Trump by forging his signature in a birthday book that will be discovered in 22 years. As Joe sets up his notorious autopen, he hesitates. 'Maybe this is wrong. We can’t really frame America’s greatest future president, can we?' The answer comes from an obscure Illinois politician who utters three words that will change history forever. 'Uh, yes, we can. And... No, look. Look, folks. No, look. Come on. No, look. Look, Joe, when you’re done, let’s make me a fake birth certificate.'”