Fallon: You’ll Know Tariffs Are that Bad When People Look for the Long CVS Receipt Instead of the Toilet Paper

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FALLON: “Meanwhile, 50% of tariffs on Brazil will dramatically raise the price of bananas, mangos, and pineapples. Edible Arrangements was like, 'As long as you don’t raise the price of cantaloupe and long toothpicks, we’re good.'
(Laughter)
Even toilet paper will get more expensive.”
HIGGINS: "Ooh."
(Audience oohs)
FALLON: "Yeah. You know it’s bad when people come out of the bathroom like, 'Hey, where’s that long CVS receipt?'”