Colbert Plays MC Hammer’s ‘Can’t Touch This’ to Mock Report of Iran Nuclear Facilities Remaining Operational

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "Okay, that’s one less problem in the world. Except for one more problem: today we learned that U.S. Intelligence has determined Iran’s stockpile of enriched uranium was not destroyed, and their centrifuges are largely intact. Oopsa-nukey. So less Operation Midnight Hammer and more 'Operation MC Hammer, in that Iran’s nuclear scientists just sent this message about their centrifuges:"

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MC HAMMER: ♪ Can’t touch this ♪
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(Cheering and Applause)

COLBERT: "Still got it. I gotta get the big pants.”