Colbert U.S. Attack on Iran: Kind of Feels Like We’re in the Backseat ‘While the Uber Driver Does a Road Rage’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "But on Saturday — on just Saturday, right? — on just Saturday, Trump surprised the world, announcing that launched strikes on three Iranian nuclear facilities. Now, were we facing an imminent threat? I don’t know. On one hand, Iran’s slogan isn’t 'Life to America.' But it’s hard to trust Donald Trump to be the one making these kinds of decisions. It kind of feels like we’re all riding in the back seat while the Uber driver does a road rage. 'Hey, hey, hey buddy, we’re in this car, too! And if we’re dead, we can’t give you five stars.' That is my hard rule for rating drivers.
(Cheering and Applause)
If I’m dead, no. Arrive alive, I’m giving five.”