Kimmel: If Iran wants to Reach Trump, ‘All They Have to Do Is Give Him a $400 Million Dollar Plane’

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KIMMEL: “By the way, Trump calling another president publicity-seeking is like Diddy calling you a bad boyfriend. The president has been live-TRUTH-ing his diplomacy attempts in real time. He wrote, 'I have not reached out to Iran for peace talks in any way, shape, or form. This is just more highly fabricated fake news. If they want to talk, they know how to reach me.'  That's right. If Iran wants to reach Trump, all they have to do is give him a $400 million plane and he will talk to them all they want. Trump spent the afternoon guzzling diet Cokes in the Situation Room trying to figure this out. He’s in a tough spot, because the American military right now is busy guarding all the Waymos here in Downtown L.A., so they were — a couple days ago, Trump suggested his buddy Vlad Putin broker a cease-fire in the Middle East, which is a great idea. 'You know the guy who won’t agree to a cease-fire? Let’s have him work on the cease-fire. And while you're at it, have Nick Cannon grab me a box of condoms, too.'"