Colbert: ‘No One Came to Trump’s Big Stupid Birthday Parade, Isn’t that Pleasant?’

‘I am in a great mood tonight’

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COLBERT: "Folks, I gotta tell you, I am in a great mood tonight, because this weekend was Father’s Day and daddy got just what he wanted. No one came to Trump’s big stupid birthday parade.
(Cheering and Applause)
Isn’t that pleasant? No one came. Though, of course, the White House claims that 250,000 people attended. So now, apparently, a quarter of a million people looks like this. They must be really good at hide and seek. MAGA stands for 'Make America grass again.' That was so sparsely attended that these poor troops were forced to march past empty vleachers. 'Uh, you guys, I don’t think our parents came to our show.'”

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