Kimmel: Somehow, Trump ‘Managed to Extinguish a Fire that Never Even Started’

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KIMMEL: "Somehow he managed to extinguish a fire that never even started. What a president.
(Laughter)
First, he sends us all that water from the north. Now, he’s putting out fires with his brain.
(Laughter)
How will we ever be able to thank him? That’s not a rhetorical question. He wants to know.
(Applause)
He would like to know how we’re going to thank him. In fact, this morning he wrote: 'Los Angeles was safe and sound for the last two nights. Without the military, L.A. would be a crime scene like we haven’t seen in years. Governor Gavin Newscum has totally lost control. He should be saying thank you for saving his ass.' He’s right. There were no fires, there was no violence, no one got mauled by a bear, no one was attacked by a velociraptor. All thanks to the strong and decisive leadership of Donald J. Trump!"