Colbert Hammers on Trump-Musk Feud: ‘You Know Things Are Bad When the Rational Voice Mediating Your Dispute Is Kanye West’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “So, let’s recap. Come, let us recap together. The most powerful man in the world and the richest man in the world — each with their own missiles — are throwing haymakers at each other like Real Housewives on the girls’ trip. This could get dangerously out of control. But thankfully, a cooler head has stepped in to calm things down. Kanye tweeted, 'Bros, please, nooooo! [Hug emoji] We love you both so much.' Ye has entered the chat! It’s Kanye, Elon, and Trump. The easiest game of marry, [bleep], kill, because obviously, I’d kill... myself.
(Laughter)
You know things are bad when the rational voice mediating your dispute is Kanye West.
(Laughter)
That’s like walking into an intervention organized by Captain Morgan. 'Arr, keep drinkin’! People like you more when you’re a little spicy.'”