TDS’ Kosta: We’ve Got to Cut Gov’t Spending and Also Need ‘$10 Million for a Fake TV Show Because the President Can’t Read’

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KOSTA: "I love how Trump’s people are like, 'We've got to cut government spending. And also, we need $10 million for a fake TV show because the president can’t read.'
(Laughter)
Now, obviously, converting the brief into a Fox News broadcast won’t be easy. To make it realistic, you have to cast someone who has had sexual harassment allegations. Then you’re going to need to find time for the three dozen ads for catheters. But still, at least Tulsi Gabbard is thinking outside the box here! And finally, we can get some Fox News people in the White House, aside from the secretary of transportation, and the secretary of defense, and the border czar, the deputy director of the FBI, the deputy special envoy for Middle East peace, the senior counsel to the assistant attorney general for civil rights, the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia...
(Elevator music)
(Applause)
...and the ambassador to Greece. Oh, [bleep], I missed my kid’s birthday.”