Colbert: ‘Who Hates Elon Enough to Punch Him in the Face?’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "Yes, and since it’s his baby, he’ll be naming it Xergon and abandoning its mother. But the weirdest — I think maybe the weirdest part about this weird, weird meeting was Elon’s face. Because for some reason, he had a black eye. Oh, no! If only someone in the White House had access to makeup!
(Laughter)
So why the black eye? Who hates Elon Musk enough to punch him in the face? I’m no Sherlock Holmes, but could it be...everyone?”