The Daily Show: Trump’s ‘Going to Take Bribes No Matter What’

EXCERPT:

KOSTA: “The point is, maybe the bribes are a good thing. If you want Trump to fix the Middle East, he needs some skin in the game. You think he’s going to do this pro-bono? He doesn’t give a [bleep] what the guys from U2 think!"
KLEPPER: "Okay, Michael, no, this is the pathway to corruption. If Trump takes bribes, he’s going to favor that country in decisions regarding American policy."
KOSTA: "Trump’s going to take bribes no matter what. The smart thing to do is make sure he takes bribes from every country. Then he’ll work for every country and we’ll all live in harmony. That’s why I say, 'If you want world peace, you got to give Trump a piece.' You see what I did there? I spelled it differently. It’s clever, it’s a play on words — "