Colbert Cold Open Features ‘Multi-Personality Barbie:’ ‘Now You Only Need One Doll’

EXCERPT:

NARRATOR: "Want to get your child all the dolls they want, but thanks to Trump's tariffs you can only afford one? Introducing: Multiple personality Barbie. She’s just like regular Barbie, but with severe dissociative identity disorder. Sometimes she’s Barbie spending time in her dream house. Other times Brenda, she's always tired and hanging on by a thread. Felicia is a precocious five-year-old who has dark thoughts about her mother. Georgia is a southern belle who's desperate to feel something through a series of anonymous sexual encounters. And then there’s Ruth. The dog is telling her to do things, awful things. Don’t do them, Ruth! Multiple personality barbie: now you only need one doll."