Kimmel: The Catholic Version of Ru Paul’s Drag Race Would Determine the Next Pope

EXCERPT:

KIMMEL: "Of course, the biggest story on the planet this week is the passing of Pope Francis and speculation as to who will be handed the keys to the popemobile. The search for a new pope is about to begin. And no one will be more insufferable this week than your friend who saw the movie 'Conclave' and now knows everything about how it works.
(Laughter)
I’ll tell you how it works. Over the next few weeks, 135 flamboyantly dressed cardinals will gather to pass judgment on a series of aspiring candidates. In a lot of ways, it’s the Catholic version of 'RuPaul’s Drag Race.'”