Stewart Compares Level of Chuck Schumer’s Glasses to Dem Polling: ‘If You Keep this Up, You’ll Be Wearing this on Your D*ck’
‘Also, ball sweat’
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STEWART: "You’re at 27%! You’ve got to get Trump to lose eight points of popularity just for you to get to the point where you’re 13 points below him! Your approval is only seven points above where it turns red and goes into low power mode. Maybe you’re not a numbers learner. Maybe a visual demonstration of where you’re at. Let me meet you where you [bleep] live! All right. Here we go!
(Cheering and Applause)
Let me do this! This is 48% approval! This is them! This is you. This is you. 27%! This is them! 'Oh, I see, they are much higher.' Yes, they are much higher! And if you keep this up, you will be wearing these on your d*ck! Do you understand? Jesus.”
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