Kimmel on America ‘Shaking Down’ Canada: It’s Like We Suddenly Got Hooked on Meth and Demanded Money to the Apartment Upstairs

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KIMMEL: “In response to the tariffs, many Canadian stores are pulling American-made liquor off their shelves. That’s all liquor from the United States. It’s all gone. This is a painstaking process for Canadians because they apologize to each bottle as they remove it from the shelf. 'I’m so sorry.'
(Laughter)
Can you believe we’re shaking down Canada? They must be so confused! We had such a good relationship. You know what, it’s like we suddenly got hooked on meth, and we went to the apartment upstairs yelling, 'Do you got any money?!'”